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Old 12-07-2006, 07:02 PM   #1
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I have four spam messages in my Gmail account's spam folder, and the single-word subject of each message reads, in reverse chronological order, "PayPal is take forced". Kind of weird because that could easily be the subject or body of one message.

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Old 12-08-2006, 12:43 AM   #2
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Beware! When Paypal is take forced, you must repent and renew! The end is near!
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:47 AM   #3
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:50 AM   #4
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:56 AM   #5
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:37 PM   #6
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:38 PM   #7
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Thats how you know that the end is nigh!!!!!
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:42 PM   #8
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:43 PM   #9
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Colostomy bags are near.
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:44 PM   #10
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Near!! Nigh I tell you! Nigh!!
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:46 PM   #11
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Nigh doesn't work when discussing bags of poo.
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:47 PM   #12
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I'm not a fan of colostomy bags. Just not my bag.
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:49 PM   #13
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I worked at Circuit City when a colostomy bag got caught in a Nelly display rack. The stench emptied the store. I was glad that day to not be a manager, as they had to clean it.
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Managers have to clean that stuff?


Nigh!

Or...NAY!!

or... Neigh!!!!!
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