[_maranatha]

[gg7]

"Go ahead officer, try to moo-ve me."

[Shift]

"Meow."

[Iceman-bass14]

"Is it just me or is the water rising?"

[ice_wiz]

"You park, and you've got to deal with me"

[sazahko]

"And if you would direct your attention to the right of the sign, you'll see why, exactly, we felt led to put the sign there in the first place."

Beware the cow.

-Sazzy

[Insane Drummer]

Due to evidence from experience in high wind situtions, the department of transit suggested painting road signs on the sides of cows...

[Sean.thomson]

"And now we see, in it's natural habitat, The Fearsome Sea Cow. A Frequent Site in Norway, this Bovine of the Sea has been known to eat small children, and cause numerous traffic violations."

[Palivizumab]

"...and the cow stumbled around in the sand on it's stubby little legs...'

[danalyn]

Originally Posted by Sean.thomson

"And now we see, in it's natural habitat, The Fearsome Sea Cow. A Frequent Site in Norway, this Bovine of the Sea has been known to eat small children, and cause numerous traffic violations."

I think Sean wins...

[Pre-Ex-Girlfriend]

"I'm not parking, I'm just 'unloading'."

[Peatrical]

I promise officer I only look like a cow because I had 7 Jaeger bombs.

[FTS]

"I hate you."

[tl_guitarnut]

"My boat sunk, so I'm hitchhiking"

[Niflmir]

Rory the cow could remember quite well parking in the no parking zone, he just hoped that his carriage was towed before the flood hit.