[swim2112]

A distant traveler sees the home of a missionary.
Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and
collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds
him and nurses him back to health.

Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for
directions to the nearest town. As he leaves, he
sees a horse. He goes back into the house and
asks the missionary, "Could I borrow your horse
and give it back after I reach the town?"

The missionary says, "Sure, but there is a
special thing about this horse. You have to say
'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen' to make it
stop."

Not paying much attention, the man says, "Sure,
OK." So, he gets on the horse and says, "Thank
God" and the horse starts walking. Then, he say,
"Thank God, thank God, " and the horse starts
trotting.

Feeling really brave, the man say, "Thank God,
thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God" and the
horse just takes off.

Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he's
doing everything he can to make the horse stop.
"Whoa! Stop! Hold on! Halt!"

Finally, he remembers, "Amen!"

The horse stops four inches from the cliff. The
man leans back in the saddle and sighs:

"Thank God!"

[perhaps]

hahahaha!!!
that was funny!

[Bryan]

That was great. I laughed really hard.

[Phil]

haha

[sheep]

what's with the pic?

[OnEaglesWings]

All right--that was bad.