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Old 09-20-2006, 10:34 AM   #1
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There's this guy...
Who just sat next to me at the library.

He smells like boiled carrots.





Just thought you'd like to know.

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Old 09-20-2006, 10:53 AM   #2
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Did you inform him?
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Old 09-20-2006, 11:02 AM   #3
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Old 09-20-2006, 11:08 AM   #4
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Did you surgically remove his spleen?
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Old 09-20-2006, 12:17 PM   #5
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Old 09-20-2006, 12:18 PM   #6
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Old 09-20-2006, 01:00 PM   #7
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I left because he grossed me out. Not only did he smell of said carrots, he proceeded to sneeze and wipe snot all over the back of his hand.

I could see it glimmer.

So I left.
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Old 09-20-2006, 01:52 PM   #8
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:16 PM   #9
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this thread is hilarious.....
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:21 PM   #10
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Where's Slope? I want him back. He made real hilarious threads.
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The key to great tone is really found in the kind of hand soap that you use.
For years I used a typical off-the-shelf bar-type soap and I had no idea that, even though I rinsed properly and thoroughly after every cleansing, there was still a soap scum residue on my hands and fingers.
This negatively affected my tone in ways that I just can't describe.
Then, on a whim, a few years ago I wandered into a Bath and Body Works store at a local mall and picked up some of their gentle foaming anti-bacterial hand cleansers.
The difference in my guitar's sound is so wickedly improved that I no longer feel the need to buy a new amp or pedals or even strings...EVER!
So, it's my belief that tone is in the soap.
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:23 PM   #11
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I left because he grossed me out. Not only did he smell of said carrots, he proceeded to sneeze and wipe snot all over the back of his hand.

I could see it glimmer.

So I left.
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Old 09-20-2006, 11:06 PM   #12
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Where's Slope? I want him back. He made real hilarious threads.
I wasn't trying to be hilarious. I was simply sharing an odd aspect of my day.
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Old 09-20-2006, 11:52 PM   #13
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Where's Slope? I want him back. He made real hilarious threads.
I want him back also.

He liked to make fun of me
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Old 09-20-2006, 11:58 PM   #14
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could you tell if they were baby carrots or grown up carrots?
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Old 09-21-2006, 03:46 AM   #15
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