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Old 09-06-2006, 04:31 PM   #1
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If the Rapture came.........
If the Rapture came today are you 100% sure you would be going to heaven???.............just something to think about

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Old 09-06-2006, 04:42 PM   #2
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Unfortunately, I am not, because my university has not installed Rapture Hatches™ in the library (which is strange, because it was ranked the tenth best library in the nation... guess they must have overlooked this small administrative blunder), so I would be in here working on my assistantship and going to class, then the trumpet would sound, the angel would shout, the dead would be raised incorruptible, the mortal would put on immortality, and I'd smash my head into a flourescent light fixture.
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Old 09-06-2006, 04:45 PM   #3
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Old 09-06-2006, 04:47 PM   #4
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I know! Here's hoping He waits until 9:20!
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Old 09-06-2006, 05:25 PM   #5
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Unfortunately, I am not, because my university has not installed Rapture Hatches™ in the library (which is strange, because it was ranked the tenth best library in the nation... guess they must have overlooked this small administrative blunder), so I would be in here working on my assistantship and going to class, then the trumpet would sound, the angel would shout, the dead would be raised incorruptible, the mortal would put on immortality, and I'd smash my head into a flourescent light fixture.
i really hope i'm not driving. There isn't a compatible Rapture HatchTM for my 2001 BMW 325i.
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Old 09-06-2006, 05:29 PM   #6
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i really hope i'm not driving. There isn't a compatible Rapture HatchTM for my 2001 BMW 325i.
Just make sure you have one of those bumper stickers to warn everyone else around you.
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Old 09-06-2006, 05:44 PM   #7
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I wouldn't. Thats why i'm working on it.
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And in despair I bowed my head:
"There is no peace on earth," I said,
"For hate is strong, and mocks the song
Of peace on earth, good will to men."

Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:
“God is not dead, nor does He sleep;
The wrong shall fail, the right prevail
With peace on earth, good will to men.”
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Old 09-06-2006, 05:45 PM   #8
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Just make sure you have one of those bumper stickers to warn everyone else around you.
my sister has one of them
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And in despair I bowed my head:
"There is no peace on earth," I said,
"For hate is strong, and mocks the song
Of peace on earth, good will to men."

Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:
“God is not dead, nor does He sleep;
The wrong shall fail, the right prevail
With peace on earth, good will to men.”
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Old 09-06-2006, 05:53 PM   #9
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uh.....ya i'm pretty dang sure 'cause i do have a rapture hatch it's called a window
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Old 09-06-2006, 06:15 PM   #10
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it doesn't mean much; it doesn't mean anything at all
the life i've left behind me is a cold room
i've crossed the last line from where i can't return
where every step i took in faith betrayed me
and led me from my home
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Old 09-06-2006, 06:52 PM   #11
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Gandralph, when you are raptured you are not going to be whisked to the side first. You go straight up into heaven, and the ceiling might prevent you from doing that.

Praise the Lord for the tornado we got last week that tore off our roof, it was a free rapture hatch! We only had two installed before this, so now I can be sure I will not miss it!

I saw a bumper sticker that said "In case of the rapture, can I have your car?" It was silly.
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Old 09-06-2006, 06:54 PM   #12
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i really hope i'm not driving. There isn't a compatible Rapture HatchTM for my 2001 BMW 325i.
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Old 09-06-2006, 07:45 PM   #13
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What trickery I have succumb to. I read the title and first post and wondered why this was in CPF, and then the rest of the thread reached my eyes.
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Old 03-14-2011, 11:11 PM   #14
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huh. my geo tracker does in fact have a rapture hatch. AWESOME!
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Old 03-14-2011, 11:18 PM   #15
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