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Old 09-04-2006, 06:25 PM   #1
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The Full Monty: Ode to President I.

She's a lovely president
One I can imagine with
Her pointy fingers held high
In the sky

Who needs a bloody throne?
She'd kill you with her contralto voice

We've got medieval bands
Playing from here to where she stands
She's all over the gaff, but just the same she's got some wicked awesome hats
It was a doddle to get her elected don't you dare think to reject her
We'll cut out your bloody eyes

As your new president, I promise to, she said
Move threads to their most appropriate forum.
She refuses to sit around on her bum and
She'll do all those other fun presidenty things
She's taking the full monty


We've got medieval bands
Playing from here to where she stands
She's all over the gaff, but just the same she's got some wicked awesome hats
It was a doddle to get her elected don't you dare think to reject her
We'll cut out your bloody eyes

It gets me gutty, mate, to think of how's she's taking us all in
I mean, she's our president, she's one to reckon with

She's got the pointy finger of discipline part two
Pointy finger of discipline, she's going to hurt you
Pointy finger of discipline


British Slang:
Bloody - if you don't know what this words means, you don't deserve to know.
All over the gaff - unorganized
Doddle - an easy task
Bum - it means butt, you idiot
Full Monty - the entire take, all that is desired
Gutty - choked up


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Old 09-04-2006, 06:27 PM   #2
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I live in California.
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Old 09-04-2006, 06:31 PM   #3
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Old 09-04-2006, 06:36 PM   #4
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Jes.

I live in California.
Pfft, yeah, like you know where you live.

And you know it's much more awesome for me to sing in a British accent than a valley girl accent, right?

But thanks for putting the idea in my head for the next song for you, Mr. President.
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Jes.

I live in California.
Well, now you live in Britain.
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Old 09-05-2006, 02:02 PM   #6
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