[nbfan]

I thought I'd make a bio for NNGD.


It was April 15th of 2006 in the land of CGR. Everyone was happy, happy, happy. And then, two little umbrella's were seen floating toward CGR, coming from the land of Google. They were two cute little baby n00bs. The first's name was relient nelson, and the second, nbfan.

****2 months later****

relient nelson had recently come to like making GIF movies. He decided to make a GIF movie for mattslope. Mattslope approved of it greatly, and soon started making signatures. Users RubberChipmunk and Mattslope were already very popular making their own avatars and signatures. This inspired NBfan to make some stick figure movies himself, later trying his hand at sigs. NBFan and relient nelson decided to collaborate, making N00B Nelson Graphic Design. Their first graphics were simple, hardly enough to compete with the ever popular Slope and RC graphics. Soon relient nelson came up with a new concept that was not used by their competitors: animated sigs. They turned out to be a huge hit. Soon, RC and Slope's threads had died, and N00b Nelson flourished. However, recently, N00b Nelson has been criticized for a lack of humor that was ever present in the sigs of RC and Slope. Relient nelson describes N00b Nelson as "a healthy alternative to our competitors. Just like the salads at McDonald's, but deep down, the same old buckets of grease".


And, even more recently, a new, but friendly, competitor has arrived in the sig/avatar business: akaukal.
[insert scary music]

[relient nelson]

zzzzzzzzz.... huh?!? what?!!...zzzzzzzzzzzz

[RubberChipmunk]

Here are my predictions for the future:

***** one month from now *****
NBfan gets bitten by an african mosquito, causing him to lose his arms. He is told that he cannot make graphics until they grow back. He cries.

***** a month after that *****
Relient Nelson falls into a giant paper bag and cannot escape.

***** a month after that *****
NBfan realises his arms will never grow back.

***** a month after that *****
MattSlope hosts a CPF tea party.

[nbfan]

Originally Posted by RubberChipmunk

Here are my predictions for the future:

***** one month from now *****
NBfan gets bitten by an african mosquito, causing him to lose his arms. He is told that he cannot make graphics until they grow back. He cries.

***** a month after that *****
Relient Nelson falls into a giant paper bag and cannot escape.

***** a month after that *****
NBfan realises his arms will never grow back.

***** a month after that *****
MattSlope hosts a CPF tea party.

Awesome!

[nbfan]

Originally Posted by relient nelson

zzzzzzzzz.... huh?!? what?!!...zzzzzzzzzzzz

It was supposed to boring, relient.

[Gandralph]

ok.......

[Ax]

n00b nelson should be called "n00bs with ms paint"

[nbfan]

Originally Posted by AXguitar

n00b nelson should be called "n00bs with ms paint"

Excuse me? I use Photoshop Elements, than you very much.

[mattslope]

I use MSpaint. The newbs have sufficient funny, stop hassling them. Thus sayeth the Slope.

[relient nelson]

Originally Posted by AXguitar

n00b nelson should be called "n00bs with ms paint"

I use animation shop. It cost fifty bucks, thank you.

[nbfan]

Oh yeah. And Adobe Photoshop cost about $80. AX, be careful.