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Old 08-29-2006, 10:21 PM   #1
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N00b Nelson Bio
I thought I'd make a bio for NNGD.


It was April 15th of 2006 in the land of CGR. Everyone was happy, happy, happy. And then, two little umbrella's were seen floating toward CGR, coming from the land of Google. They were two cute little baby n00bs. The first's name was relient nelson, and the second, nbfan.

****2 months later****

relient nelson had recently come to like making GIF movies. He decided to make a GIF movie for mattslope. Mattslope approved of it greatly, and soon started making signatures. Users RubberChipmunk and Mattslope were already very popular making their own avatars and signatures. This inspired NBfan to make some stick figure movies himself, later trying his hand at sigs. NBFan and relient nelson decided to collaborate, making N00B Nelson Graphic Design. Their first graphics were simple, hardly enough to compete with the ever popular Slope and RC graphics. Soon relient nelson came up with a new concept that was not used by their competitors: animated sigs. They turned out to be a huge hit. Soon, RC and Slope's threads had died, and N00b Nelson flourished. However, recently, N00b Nelson has been criticized for a lack of humor that was ever present in the sigs of RC and Slope. Relient nelson describes N00b Nelson as "a healthy alternative to our competitors. Just like the salads at McDonald's, but deep down, the same old buckets of grease".


And, even more recently, a new, but friendly, competitor has arrived in the sig/avatar business: akaukal.
[insert scary music]

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The key to great tone is really found in the kind of hand soap that you use.
For years I used a typical off-the-shelf bar-type soap and I had no idea that, even though I rinsed properly and thoroughly after every cleansing, there was still a soap scum residue on my hands and fingers.
This negatively affected my tone in ways that I just can't describe.
Then, on a whim, a few years ago I wandered into a Bath and Body Works store at a local mall and picked up some of their gentle foaming anti-bacterial hand cleansers.
The difference in my guitar's sound is so wickedly improved that I no longer feel the need to buy a new amp or pedals or even strings...EVER!
So, it's my belief that tone is in the soap.
Thank you and goodnight.
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:07 AM   #2
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:42 AM   #3
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Here are my predictions for the future:

***** one month from now *****
NBfan gets bitten by an african mosquito, causing him to lose his arms. He is told that he cannot make graphics until they grow back. He cries.

***** a month after that *****
Relient Nelson falls into a giant paper bag and cannot escape.

***** a month after that *****
NBfan realises his arms will never grow back.

***** a month after that *****
MattSlope hosts a CPF tea party.
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Old 08-30-2006, 09:21 AM   #4
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Here are my predictions for the future:

***** one month from now *****
NBfan gets bitten by an african mosquito, causing him to lose his arms. He is told that he cannot make graphics until they grow back. He cries.

***** a month after that *****
Relient Nelson falls into a giant paper bag and cannot escape.

***** a month after that *****
NBfan realises his arms will never grow back.

***** a month after that *****
MattSlope hosts a CPF tea party.
Awesome!
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The key to great tone is really found in the kind of hand soap that you use.
For years I used a typical off-the-shelf bar-type soap and I had no idea that, even though I rinsed properly and thoroughly after every cleansing, there was still a soap scum residue on my hands and fingers.
This negatively affected my tone in ways that I just can't describe.
Then, on a whim, a few years ago I wandered into a Bath and Body Works store at a local mall and picked up some of their gentle foaming anti-bacterial hand cleansers.
The difference in my guitar's sound is so wickedly improved that I no longer feel the need to buy a new amp or pedals or even strings...EVER!
So, it's my belief that tone is in the soap.
Thank you and goodnight.
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Old 08-30-2006, 09:21 AM   #5
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zzzzzzzzz.... huh?!? what?!!...zzzzzzzzzzzz
It was supposed to boring, relient.
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The key to great tone is really found in the kind of hand soap that you use.
For years I used a typical off-the-shelf bar-type soap and I had no idea that, even though I rinsed properly and thoroughly after every cleansing, there was still a soap scum residue on my hands and fingers.
This negatively affected my tone in ways that I just can't describe.
Then, on a whim, a few years ago I wandered into a Bath and Body Works store at a local mall and picked up some of their gentle foaming anti-bacterial hand cleansers.
The difference in my guitar's sound is so wickedly improved that I no longer feel the need to buy a new amp or pedals or even strings...EVER!
So, it's my belief that tone is in the soap.
Thank you and goodnight.
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Old 08-30-2006, 04:02 PM   #6
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Old 08-30-2006, 04:43 PM   #7
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:49 PM   #8
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n00b nelson should be called "n00bs with ms paint"
Excuse me? I use Photoshop Elements, than you very much.
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The key to great tone is really found in the kind of hand soap that you use.
For years I used a typical off-the-shelf bar-type soap and I had no idea that, even though I rinsed properly and thoroughly after every cleansing, there was still a soap scum residue on my hands and fingers.
This negatively affected my tone in ways that I just can't describe.
Then, on a whim, a few years ago I wandered into a Bath and Body Works store at a local mall and picked up some of their gentle foaming anti-bacterial hand cleansers.
The difference in my guitar's sound is so wickedly improved that I no longer feel the need to buy a new amp or pedals or even strings...EVER!
So, it's my belief that tone is in the soap.
Thank you and goodnight.
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Old 08-30-2006, 11:52 PM   #9
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Old 08-31-2006, 07:22 AM   #10
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n00b nelson should be called "n00bs with ms paint"
I use animation shop. It cost fifty bucks, thank you.
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Oh yeah. And Adobe Photoshop cost about $80. AX, be careful.
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The key to great tone is really found in the kind of hand soap that you use.
For years I used a typical off-the-shelf bar-type soap and I had no idea that, even though I rinsed properly and thoroughly after every cleansing, there was still a soap scum residue on my hands and fingers.
This negatively affected my tone in ways that I just can't describe.
Then, on a whim, a few years ago I wandered into a Bath and Body Works store at a local mall and picked up some of their gentle foaming anti-bacterial hand cleansers.
The difference in my guitar's sound is so wickedly improved that I no longer feel the need to buy a new amp or pedals or even strings...EVER!
So, it's my belief that tone is in the soap.
Thank you and goodnight.
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