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08-27-2006, 02:15 AM
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| Post Prehistoric  Joined: Aug 2004 Location: Between Black and White Posts: 3,583
 | Three Monkeys Ok this is a short and lame joke but I love it, sorry if it's already been told. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? ........... ........... ........... ..It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? ........... ........... ........... ..It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? ........... ........... ........... ..Peer Pressure. ..that's all...k bye.
__________________  Ramblings: God's Will, Free-Will, and Evil “Life is a river. Rivers are always changing. We are always supposed to be changing, evolving, and growing, always supposed to be getting deeper in our relationship with God. There’s always more to go, always more to grow, always more to learn.” |
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08-29-2006, 09:34 PM
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| Red Sox Rocker  |  Good one.
__________________ "Every lament is a love song..." ~Switchfoot, Yesterday "Lift is an existence." ~A good friend of mine "Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail..." ~Coheed and Cambria, The End Complete V: On the Brink Tale of the Nine: my Songwriting project! "Tails flies away, but the Link hookshots him, beats him with the magic hammer, boomerangs him in the head, bombs him, freezes him and then lights him on fire, creates blocks to through at him, shoots him with arrows, and then whacks him with the master sword. That's one heck of a bat belt that Link has there. Link advances." (From the Video Game Showdown) |
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09-01-2006, 04:46 PM
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| Post Prehistoric Joined: Aug 2004 Location: Between Black and White Posts: 3,583
| glad at least someone liked it.
__________________ Ramblings: God's Will, Free-Will, and Evil “Life is a river. Rivers are always changing. We are always supposed to be changing, evolving, and growing, always supposed to be getting deeper in our relationship with God. There’s always more to go, always more to grow, always more to learn.” |
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09-01-2006, 06:54 PM
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| Jump On It  Joined: Feb 2001 Location: Where Don't I Live? Posts: 8,328
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09-02-2006, 09:54 AM
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| Arnold Palmers FTW  Joined: Feb 2005 Location: Anderson, IN Posts: 3,821
| Ha, that was good
__________________ Guitar Rig: Guitars-Fender FSR Telecaster, Epiphone Les Paul Pedals--SBN OMB Drive, SBN Triforce Fuzz, SBN BDAB, Danelectro TODv1, Danelectro CoolCat Tremolo, Danelectro PB&J, Marshall Echo-Head Amp-Fender Blues Junior Drum Rig: DW Collectors (10, 12, 14, 20 bass, 14x5,5 snare) Zildjian A Custom Cymbals (plus a Meinl Sand ride) DW 9000 pedals Vic Firth Sticks |
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09-04-2006, 09:09 PM
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| horse  Joined: Feb 2004 Location: Tauranga, New Zealand Posts: 6,113
 | is it hard to staple monkeys?
__________________ Watch over your heart with all diligence, For from it flow the springs of life. Proverbs 4:23 |
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