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Old 06-08-2006, 12:48 AM   #1
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I'm in love.
She sits silently across the cafeteria from me. My lunch break will be over soon, but I can't stop watching the grace and beauty that she presents in so mundane a task as lifting a utensil to her perfect lips. Oh, yes, I will marry this woman.
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Old 06-08-2006, 12:49 AM   #2
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She sits silently across the cafeteria from me. My lunch break will be over soon, but I can't stop watching the grace and beauty that she presents in so mundane a task as lifting a utensil to her perfect lips. Oh, yes, I will marry this woman.

She's perfect for you, Matt!!!
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e-marriages, on the other hand, are pure comic gold. I will never tire of listening the the soft mewings of 14 year olds in heat.
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Old 06-08-2006, 12:52 AM   #3
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Our children would have webbed feet.
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Old 06-08-2006, 12:55 AM   #4
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ahhh yes... yes.... why grow content mocking childhood obesity (http://www.christianguitar.org/forum...ighlight=drums)
when we can mock disabled children as well.

How about we go for the trifecta and try to mock foreign kids in the next thread?
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Old 06-08-2006, 12:57 AM   #5
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Foreign? The above pictured child is an obese exchange student from Germany in our special needs class.

You wanna play?
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Old 06-08-2006, 12:59 AM   #6
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You wanna play?
Shall we?
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Old 06-08-2006, 01:00 AM   #7
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Shall we?
Only if we step on no toes, cross no boundaries, extend no further than our grasp and wear helmets while doing it.

Ha! Rebellion never smelled so disinfected.
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Old 06-08-2006, 01:04 AM   #8
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Only if we step on no toes, cross no boundaries, extend no further than our grasp and wear helmets while doing it.

Ha! Rebellion never smelled so disinfected.
Do not kid yourself, rebellion carries a filthy stench.
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Old 06-08-2006, 01:08 AM   #9
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It also requires that I use the internet without my parents express permission. And I can't risk that.
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Old 06-08-2006, 01:10 AM   #10
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Beware, my friend, Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
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Old 06-08-2006, 01:14 AM   #11
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Beware, my friend, Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
"Caesar if you wish viveret , to remum to give?"
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Sona si Latine loqueris?
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Our children would have webbed feet.
Nate has webbed toes. He is awesome.

You + mysterious lady + marriage =/= webbed-toe children
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Old 06-08-2006, 01:24 AM   #14
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Nate has webbed toes. He is awesome.

You + mysterious lady + marriage =/= webbed-toe children
I am waiting for marriage between men and their cars to become legal. Finally, I will be able to whole-heartedly state that until death do I and my 911 Turbo part. Or the lease ends. Whichever comes first.
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