[mattslope]

Now, I'm in the witness protection program. I have some options for my new identity, according to "Kevin" in the "Witness Protection Program."

1.)

2.)

3.)

The key, of course, is to pick something subtle, something that blends in with the surroundings (such as in Cedar Rapids, IA). Well, after going through the choices, I came up with this:



I'm pretty confident that no one will spot me as being in the WPP. Certainly not a mob informant.