[timio]

Hi! I have an essay due friday, and I'm starting now... I've chosen to compare the Bible and my english text book.

Here's what I have so far:

Welcome to the “Wonderful World of Comparing Things”; the show that not only compares things, but educates as well. In this world, there are many things that can be compared, such as bananas to Frosted Flakes, skiing to snowboarding, pop to milk, and the list goes on and on.
On today’s show, we will be discussing a very peculiar topic, but I feel that it is very important to get across. We shall be comparing The Bible and To Build a Bridge: Convince and Connect, two important books in my life today.
To start off our show, we shall see how these two books are similar. Firstly, they are both made to educate us on a certain topic. The Bible educates us on the origins of the world and how we should live our lives according to God’s will, and To Build a Bridge educates us on how to construct essays and the proper uses of punctuation.


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Any suggestions, comments?
Let me know!

Tim

[timio]

Ok... I'm abandoning this one because it wasn't working as well as I thought it would... Anyways, I don't want to tread on Ill-fated theology.

Tim