New song, written last week, recorded last night

This song has absolutely no point, and the lyrics are not true. Don't ask me what posessed me to write it
Jesse Burkett: guitar, lead vocals
Matt Rutledge(arizonasurfer12): BGV's, tambourine. Ok, so there's no tambourine
Matt sang harmonies during the chorus because I didn't feel like recording another track

And because I wanted Matt to sing something. And I kinda improvised on the verses, so he's like "Just do your thing on the verses and I'll sing BGV's on the chorus
Lyrics:
V1: A greyhound bus ran me down yesterday
Hopped the curb people jumpin' out of the way
So strange it seemed like it was following me
No matter where I ran it was right behind me
Ch: Ooo ooo ah, ooooooo- ooo ooo ah
V2: I took of down an alley thought I'd loose it there
I checked behind me but the bus was still right there
When it finally hit me wasn't as bad as I contemplated
I only broke 9 bones and got my legs amputated
Ch
V3: Well it so turns out that that stupid bus
Had been hijacked by my mother in law
But she's behind bars and I'm finally safe
Until she somehow manages to escape
Ch, then me spazzing out, then Matt and I improvising for the tag ending.
A bit louder than "Tribute to Mattslope", but you'll still have to turn your speakers up.