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Old 01-22-2006, 02:38 PM   #1
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Church mascot.
What do you think would be a good church mascot, and why?
I'll post a poll after a while.

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TEACHER MARK STOLE MY ANSWER IT WAS MY IDEA FIRST!

How about a white Jesus?
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Old 01-22-2006, 04:22 PM   #4
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TEACHER MARK STOLE MY ANSWER IT WAS MY IDEA FIRST!

How about a white Jesus?
Jesus clearly wasn't white.


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Old 01-22-2006, 05:10 PM   #5
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A great church mascot would be this:
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Old 01-22-2006, 08:15 PM   #6
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How about a Jesus who looks like a Jew?

americans...[/mutter]
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Old 01-22-2006, 08:40 PM   #7
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How about a Jesus who looks like a Jew?

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Second.

I'd like to see an accurate movie about Jesus's life. Passion doesn't count. I wanna see ugly, stinky, growth-stunted, malnourished, tanned middle-eastern-Jew-that-lived-in-Egypt-without-Herod-noticing, muscular-tekton Jesus. Not Jesus Cracker, or Jesus with a 'fro. But Gimli Jesus.

Though, I still like the Buddy Christ.



Sorry dustin11, I think that beats Bibleman.
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Old 01-22-2006, 08:44 PM   #8
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Your mom.. Or your face.. Put both in the poll.
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Old 01-22-2006, 08:57 PM   #9
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Your mum.

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americans...[/mutter]
Actually, He would look more Middle Eastern/Egyptian. Most Jews are of European decent. Israel was only re-established in the 1950's and most Israelis migrated back from Slavic nations. Since it has been so long, few look like the original Jews did.
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Old 01-22-2006, 09:11 PM   #11
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How do you know Jesus didn't have a freak genetic mutation that made Him black?
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How do you know Jesus didn't have a freak genetic mutation that made Him black?
How do you know Jesus did?


Really, it doesn't matter.
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Old 01-22-2006, 09:31 PM   #13
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I didn't say He did... I really wish people would stop putting words in my mouth.
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Old 01-22-2006, 10:19 PM   #14
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When I was in 7th grade, my friend Stefani and I were put in charge of creating a Christmas scene for the bulletin board. We decided to do a nativity scene. (parochial school) It caused quite a stir because we made Jesus black. All the teachers were talking about it. But it stayed up for the entire month of December and through Epiphany because we ruled the school and they were afraid of the backlash they would suffer if they desecrated our bulletin board. True story.

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