Since I hadn't taken a proper group shot since 2005, I wasted a few hours a few weeks ago with this:
Slightly closer up of the top row:
Closer up of the bottom row:
Top Row (L-R): MIJ Squier P-bass, USA Peavey Fury 1 bass, Fender '52 RI Telecaster, USA Peavey T-60, my first electric guitar (now a wall ornament painted checkerboard), Brownsville Choirboy, Danelectro Hodad, USA Peavey Predator Strat, Frankentele built by Shawn Spencer (formerly local musician and DIY luthier), 1960 Fender Duo-Sonic, Ovation Breadwinner, Rickenbacker 620
Bottom Row (L-R): Epiphone Thunderbird bass, Peavey T-40 bass, Aria MIJ Mosrite bass copy, Fender Jazz bass, Daisy Rock Retro-H 12-string, Gibson Les Paul Studio Doublecut, Fender Telecaster Special, USA Hamer Special, Gibson Les Paul Classic, Gretsch Electromatic Special Jet, Epiphone Casino, Fernandes Ravelle Deluxe, Schecter Tempest Special, DeArmond Jet Star, Epiphone WildKat
I originally planned to include acoustics, but ran out of space. As it was, for the top row I had to construct a platform out of some boxes lying about in order to get the last two up there.
After taking a ludicrous amount of time to stage the above pics and then break it down and put everything away, last week I found a deal that was too good to pass up on local craigslist, and made the above photos incomplete by purchasing this Jay Turser Stringray copy (the StingJay!) for $60; took some minor repairs/refurbs to get giggable, but did so without going any further out of pocket:
Any questions gladly answered, including those regarding my sanity.