It's all about me.

Jesusfrk140 · 11-10-2005, 10:13 PM

I need a story. Someone tell me one.

Jesusfrk140 · 11-10-2005, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesusfrk140

I need a story. Someone tell me one.

Ok, I'll just write one myself later. *scowl*

Nate · 11-10-2005, 10:54 PM

Once upon a time, there was a n00b. He posted random threads in a forum known as the "Cheap Post Forum" demanding story-telling services from the older, wiser, and altogether more interesting veterans of the place known as "Christian Guitar Resources." Unfortunately, said veterans were otherwise disposed, and this was the best that could be thrown together on such short notice.

Oh, yeah... and they lived happily ever after.

Nate · 11-10-2005, 10:55 PM

Well, I guess you're not technically a n00b.

rockin4theking · 11-10-2005, 10:58 PM

Well, then once upon a time there was a young member of a magical place called CGR, and she posted random threads in a part of the CGR known as CPF. She then was shot by JC, and we all lived happily ever after.

The moral of the story is...well, ok, it doesn't have a moral. But it is the best I can do on short notice.

Nate · 11-10-2005, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesusfrk140

awwwwwwwwww. thank you. but i'm a little girl, not a boy. other than that it's the best story i've heard.

Oh. Sorry. Little girls need different stories.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who lived in a dungeon in a room at the top of a tall tall tower. She had barbies and lizzie mcguires and whatever else it is that princesses like to play with, and she thought that boys had cooties. One day, a cootie (that is, a boy) came rushing into her dungeon and yelled, "I'm here to rescue you! I'm your Prince Charming!" The princess slapped him across the face and said, "Rescue THAT! MAUAHAHAH!!" and then cast a spell of transmogrify monster on the unsuspecting prince, turning him back into the frog that he really was. And everyone lived happily ever after, except for the frog who became the first test subject of the infamous "If you put a frog in a pot of water and then slowly bring it to a boil, it won't know until it's too late and it starts to cook!" hypothesis... which turned out to be true.

rockin4theking · 11-10-2005, 11:02 PM

I didn't say the story was about you. It's about someone else. Maybe. My memory is fuzzy. Fuzzy I tell you!