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Old 11-07-2005, 02:23 AM   #1
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A Bedtime Story

Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
once upon a time (this is the way all good stories start)
Les says:
lol heater lol
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there was a little boy named sleebee
Les says:
I gotta get to sleep
Les says:
lol
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who wanted to hear a story before he went to sleep
Les says:
lol, I want to sleeeep lol
Les says:
get to bed too
Les says:
you shouldnt be up this late
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
so his little fairy girl started
Les says:
lol
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she told him about a big boy who wrote cartoons
Les says:
lol about fairy girls getting squished lol
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and all sorts animated adventures
Les says:
lol lets get goin heather, I dont wanna fall asleep on you
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
when Sleebee heard about the big talented boy he became so happy and content that he set his head down onto his feather pillow after the fairy fluffed it for him
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
Sleebee wasn't able to fall asleep right away cause there was something unusual about his pillow
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
it felt like there was a small bugs inside moving around
Les says:
O_O *fluffs it good* lol
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
these criters were only in his imagination though
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
it was the movie that he watched in school that made him afraid of bedbugs
Les says:
lol, sleep
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
then his pillow poked him
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he looked under it and found the tooth fairy who was beginning to suffocate
Les says:
serves her right
Les says:
but if I dont go soon I may fall asleep on you -_- lol
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
Sleebee's head was so big and heavy that it pinned the tooth fairy down when he plopped it onto the pillow
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
the fairy thought he had lost a tooth but it hadn't come out yet
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
since the tooth was so close to falling out she yanked on it and blood started to gush!
Les says:
O_o
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
instictively she used her magic fairy wing dust to stop the bleeding and clean up the mess.
Les says:
sleep now?
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
she then took then tooth away with her leaving a wonderful suprise with Sleebee
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
can you guess what sleebee got?
Les says:
yay, sleep? lol a quarter?
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
a quarter what?
Les says:
of milk
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
nope
Les says:
of a dollar?
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
nope
Les says:
of his brain removed because he couldnt get to sleep?
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no
Les says:
rats
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
uh uh
Les says:
lol I gotta go... Im gunna fall asleep here
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
sleebee got ...
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a quarterback's
Les says:
*blinks*
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
baby back ribs
Les says:
sounds good. *hugs* night night?
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okay but remember the moral of the story
Les says:
yes?
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
never, ever take a duckling to the promenade.
Heater - I can walk again! YAY! says:
especially if it's name is ralph

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Old 11-07-2005, 02:35 AM   #2
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This last one may have caused some confusion so I will take away all but the story.

once upon a time, this is the way all good stories start, there was a little boy named sleebee who wanted to hear a story before he went to sleep. So his little fairy girl started. She told him about a big boy who wrote cartoons and all sorts animated adventures! When Sleebee heard about the big talented boy he became so happy and content that he set his head down onto his feather pillow after the fairy fluffed it for him.

Sleebee wasn't able to fall asleep right away cause there was something unusual about his pillow. It felt like there was a small bugs inside moving around. These criters were only in his imagination though. It was the movie that he watched in school that made him afraid of bedbugs! Just then, his pillow poked him. He looked under it and found the tooth fairy who was beginning to suffocate.
Sleebee's head was so big and heavy that it pinned the tooth fairy down when he plopped it onto the pillow. The fairy thought he had lost a tooth but it hadn't come out yet! Since the tooth was so close to falling out she yanked on it and blood started to gush when the tooth popped out! Instictively, she used her magic fairy wing dust to stop the bleeding and clean up the mess. She then took the tooth away with her leaving a wonderful suprise with Sleebee.

can you guess what sleebee got?
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Especially if it's name is Ralph!
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Old 11-07-2005, 11:27 PM   #10
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Les types 'lol' way too much.
yup! that's why i separated the story from all the excess dialogue
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Old 11-08-2005, 07:16 PM   #11
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Umm. Why isn't anyone laughing? *disconforms*

I thought it was slightly humorous.
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Old 11-08-2005, 07:25 PM   #12
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Umm. Why isn't anyone laughing? *disconforms*

I thought it was slightly humorous.
Then you need some funny injections.
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Old 11-08-2005, 10:55 PM   #13
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Umm. Why isn't anyone laughing? *disconforms*

I thought it was slightly humorous.
This is some of my kind of humour and just fun. I'm glad you appreciated it. I feel so special and loved
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Old 11-10-2005, 06:22 PM   #14
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Then you need some funny injections.
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