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Old 10-25-2005, 12:47 AM   #1
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The, " I looked Duck in the Eye," Club.
I need a:
General
Groupie: Canguru2
Impostor Impostor Elvis: Lumpycustard
Chancellor of the Order of the Duck: Sunkist
Duck Food (I am thinking this will be the hardest to fill) Bethbunnae
3X Duck Ninjas: Ninja 1 Sazzy Ninja 2: Fret Ninja 3: Mara
A Red Power Ranger
A Forrest Ranger
A Ranger
Duck Ministress of Stoning and Burning: Sunkist
Administrator of Duck Cuteness:Krissy
Beautiful person who is just there to look beautiful: Kayla
Duck's bodyguard: Chuck Norris
The gorgeous girl who holds the Mighty Duck at his ceremonies: Kayla
Operator of the Duck Decoy Cannon (DDC): Churchpunk
Duck Fluffer: Bananasmurf
Public Duck Enemy No. 1: Mattslope

This is our Duck, we love the Duck.





This is our duck song,
"Oh, theres a duck, I have a buck. Gimme, oh gimme that scary duck.
Your out of luck if that duck bites off your head
and steals your buck!"

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Old 10-25-2005, 12:49 AM   #2
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That duck looks ferocios. If you promise protection from the duck, I will join.
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:50 AM   #3
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I would like to be Chancellor of the Order of the Duck. I would also like to request the position of Ministress of Stoning and Burning, should it be necessary....
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:51 AM   #4
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That duck looks ferocios. If you promise protection from the duck, I will join.
Well, seeing as you cannot spell ferocious. You can be either Duck Food, or Groupie.

The Duck offers you his protection.
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:52 AM   #5
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I would like to be Chancellor of the Order of the Duck. I would also like to request the position of Ministress of Stoning and Burning, should it be necessary....
Sustained.
But, you have to be the Duck Ministress of Stoning and Burning.
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:53 AM   #6
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Dah! I know how to spell ferocious- it's just akward making your right hand go iou, and I was typing fast, so I left out a letter Sorry. With that excuse, may I be offered a higher position?
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:53 AM   #7
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Sustained.
But, you have to be the Duck Ministress of Stoning and Burning.
Gladly.
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:54 AM   #8
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:54 AM   #9
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Dah! I know how to spell ferocious- it's just akward making your right hand go iou, and I was typing fast, so I left out a letter Sorry. With that excuse, may I be offered a higher position?
Will you admit to a random drug screening for low-grade beaver tranquilizer?
If so, I can offer you the Impostor Elvis position. You get the cape and everything. . .
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:56 AM   #10
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The duck is cute. Can I join?
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:58 AM   #11
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The duck is cute. Can I join?
Yes, you may be the Administrator of Duck Cuteness.
(Ironicly, this is starting to sound like the American Government system. . .)
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:00 AM   #12
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The duck is cute. Can I join?
It may look cute, but it is really a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave krissy, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:01 AM   #13
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It may look cute, but it is really a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave krissy, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
But of course, that is how it eats little Fur's bread crumbs.
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It may look cute, but it is really a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave krissy, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
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But of course, that is how it eats little Fur's bread crumbs.
*fear*
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Old 10-25-2005, 01:07 AM   #15
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I love you for this quote

*fear*
Are you going to join or not? The duck is hungry!
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