[guitarmonkey<><]

I need a:
General
Groupie: Canguru2
Impostor Impostor Elvis: Lumpycustard
Chancellor of the Order of the Duck: Sunkist
Duck Food (I am thinking this will be the hardest to fill) Bethbunnae
3X Duck Ninjas: Ninja 1 Sazzy Ninja 2: Fret Ninja 3: Mara
A Red Power Ranger
A Forrest Ranger
A Ranger
Duck Ministress of Stoning and Burning: Sunkist
Administrator of Duck Cuteness:Krissy
Beautiful person who is just there to look beautiful: Kayla
Duck's bodyguard: Chuck Norris
The gorgeous girl who holds the Mighty Duck at his ceremonies: Kayla
Operator of the Duck Decoy Cannon (DDC): Churchpunk
Duck Fluffer: Bananasmurf
Public Duck Enemy No. 1: Mattslope

This is our Duck, we love the Duck.





This is our duck song,
"Oh, theres a duck, I have a buck. Gimme, oh gimme that scary duck.
Your out of luck if that duck bites off your head
and steals your buck!"

[fallinguprawks]

That duck looks ferocios. If you promise protection from the duck, I will join.

[Sunkist]

I would like to be Chancellor of the Order of the Duck. I would also like to request the position of Ministress of Stoning and Burning, should it be necessary....

[guitarmonkey<><]

Originally Posted by fallinguprawks

That duck looks ferocios. If you promise protection from the duck, I will join.

Well, seeing as you cannot spell ferocious. You can be either Duck Food, or Groupie.

The Duck offers you his protection.

[guitarmonkey<><]

Originally Posted by Sunkist

I would like to be Chancellor of the Order of the Duck. I would also like to request the position of Ministress of Stoning and Burning, should it be necessary....

Sustained.
But, you have to be the Duck Ministress of Stoning and Burning.

[fallinguprawks]

Dah! I know how to spell ferocious- it's just akward making your right hand go iou, and I was typing fast, so I left out a letter Sorry. With that excuse, may I be offered a higher position?

[Sunkist]

Originally Posted by guitarmonkey<><

Sustained.
But, you have to be the Duck Ministress of Stoning and Burning.

Gladly.

[fallinguprawks]

*gulp*

[guitarmonkey<><]

Originally Posted by fallinguprawks

Dah! I know how to spell ferocious- it's just akward making your right hand go iou, and I was typing fast, so I left out a letter Sorry. With that excuse, may I be offered a higher position?

Will you admit to a random drug screening for low-grade beaver tranquilizer?
If so, I can offer you the Impostor Elvis position. You get the cape and everything. . .

[krissy]

The duck is cute. Can I join?

[guitarmonkey<><]

Originally Posted by krissy

The duck is cute. Can I join?

Yes, you may be the Administrator of Duck Cuteness.
(Ironicly, this is starting to sound like the American Government system. . .)

[Sunkist]

Originally Posted by krissy

The duck is cute. Can I join?

It may look cute, but it is really a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave krissy, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

[guitarmonkey<><]

Originally Posted by Sunkist

It may look cute, but it is really a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave krissy, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

But of course, that is how it eats little Fur's bread crumbs.

[fallinguprawks]

Originally Posted by Sunkist

It may look cute, but it is really a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave krissy, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

I love you for this quote

Originally Posted by Chris

But of course, that is how it eats little Fur's bread crumbs.

*fear*

[guitarmonkey<><]

Originally Posted by fallinguprawks

I love you for this quote

*fear*

Are you going to join or not? The duck is hungry!