[LefseRae]

"If you tell a lie long enough, loud enough, and often enough, the people will belive it."~Supposedly said by Adolf Hitler.

[Braid]

"I'm psycho.... I mean psychic" - Nathan Harbison.

[I AM ME]

Heck, why do you pay for cable (assuming you do)? CGR is a lot more entertaining, and a lot cheaper!

heck yeah! i have quit watching tv and movies!

[bobthecockroach]

I also like this one because it's the longest well-written sentence I've ever read:

"Now if nature should intermit her course and leave altogether, though it were but for awhile, the observation of her own laws; if those principal and mother elements of the world, whereof all things in this lower world are made, should lose the qualities which now they have; if the frame of that heavenly arch erected over our heads should loosen and dissolve itself; if celestial spheres should forget their wonted motions, and by irregular volubility turn themselves any way as it might happen; if the prince of the lights of heaven which now as a giant doth run his unwearied course, should, as it were through a languishing faintness, begin to stand and to rest himself; if the moon should wander from her beaten way, the times and seasons of the year blend themselves by disordered and confused mixture, the winds breathe out their last gasp, the clouds yield no rain, the earth be defeated of heavenly influence, the fruits of the earth pine away as children at the withered breasts of their mother no longer able to yield them relief — what would become of man himself, whom these things now do all serve?" - Thomas Hooker, Of the Laws of Ecclesiastical Polity

[FireProof615]

"I am hardcore" - Bradley Hathaway

[Mikel]

"To trust a liar is to deny yourself the truth." -Michael Bolton

[Mikel]

When life gets you down, take Viagra- Michael Bolton

[PaidInFull]

"God sent angels to fight battles, watch over His Son, guard and protect His children, and every once and a while He lets us marry one."

-- Dr. Roosevelt SEU

[Mikel]

It's not that I do things that are less wrong, it's that I do wrong less.

[airsoft101]

"Twenty years of schoolin' and they put me on the dayshift"-Bob Dylan

[mtlmouth]

"Being nice doesn't make you a Christian any more than being born in a McDonalds makes you a Big Mac."

-My youth pastor this evening.

[sk8rchik]

"Sometimes, the best of luck lies in not getting what you had wanted but in getting something else instead that, hopefully, you are smart enough to realize is what you would have wanted had you known."

"To be great is to be misunderstood."

"There comes a time in every man's life when he reaches the conviction that envy is ignorance; imitation is suicide..."

all by Ralph Emerson

[Mikel]

"When life gives you oranges, find someone with vodka and have one h*ll of a party" -Ron White "Tatersalad"

[PaidInFull]

Tough times dont last, tough people do.

Not sure where I saw that.