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Old 09-13-2005, 10:06 AM   #1
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On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.



Who tried this, and why are we warning people not to do it?

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Old 09-13-2005, 10:13 AM   #2
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What the hey.
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:38 AM   #3
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What the hey.
Rest assured, it has been done.
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:42 AM   #4
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Rest assured, it has been done.
Speaking from experience?
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:44 AM   #5
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That's what I was gonna ask..
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:54 AM   #6
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On Tropicana OJ,

100% orange juice!
Not From Concentrate
Made from natural and artifical flavors.
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:58 AM   #7
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My favorite are the honey roasted peanuts they used to give on airplanes that say

Warning: May contain peanuts
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:01 AM   #8
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Or on coffee cups.

Warning: Contents may be hot!
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:10 AM   #9
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i read on a packet of peanuts 'this product was made in a factory that produces nuts'.
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:29 AM   #10
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i read on a packet of peanuts 'this product was made in a factory that produces nuts'.
That one is a warning that the factory causes its employees to lose control... be forewarned and don't be shocked when a race-car made of dookie shows up in your packet of snacks.
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:13 PM   #11
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This one's just stupid, and it's not really a warning...:

On a box of cereal (I think it was Cap'n Crunch):
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
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Old 09-13-2005, 02:07 PM   #12
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This one's just stupid, and it's not really a warning...:

On a box of cereal (I think it was Cap'n Crunch):
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
Yes, I've appreciate the oxymoroniousness of that for a while.
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Old 09-13-2005, 02:15 PM   #13
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hey, i'm probably going to be one of the only people that read that post jesse

"do not eat when frozen" on pizza boxes
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Old 09-13-2005, 02:16 PM   #14
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Then why didn't you quote it and bring joy and enlightenment to as many people as possible?
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Old 09-13-2005, 02:17 PM   #15
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Um,that was nasty,i feel bad for your now Uncle Harriet
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