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thomas crapper invented the toilet, but of course, everyone knows that.
the human body will create enough spit in your lifetime to fill two swimming pools. cows pass enough gas in one day to fill two big fridges. your mom probably learned that in college uhh, if you lived on the sun, you would die. interesting.
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Originally Posted by Josey Wales
THEN YOU KICK HER IN THE &%*(^*% FACE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS... DUH.
in i think wyoming its against the law to "run in place".
somewhere else its illeagle to carry icecream in your back pocket.
sorry i cant type now its smokey
Di you know that female black widow spiders eat the males? and that the females are the black ones with the hourglass on their back and the males are actually small and yellow?
__________________ I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference
-Robert Frost
Di you know that female black widow spiders eat the males? and that the females are the black ones with the hourglass on their back and the males are actually small and yellow?
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." Uses every letter in the alphabet.
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19.You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." Uses every letter in the alphabet.
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19.You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.