HAPPPY (day after) BIRRRRTHDAY!!!!!

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here’s everyone’s “WAKE UP CALL”!!!! “WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY?”.. cause today we’re skipping “BREAKFAST AT TIMPANI'S”, because, instead, we’re gonna have a “KICK-OFF” of this RK DJ PARTY… cause even though DJ’s not a teen anymore, he’s gonna keep “PRESSING ON”. In this party, “CHARLES IN CHARGE” doesn’t matter cause its DJ’s party and he’s in charge. he’s the only one allowed to say “ITS MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY”. If “THOSE WORDS ARE NOT ENOUGH” then you can go and “MAY THE HORSE BE WITH YOU”.

jk. I hope you stay at this party cause “WHEN YOU'RE AROUND” its better… cause you’re a relient k fan… woohooo!
“EVERYTHING WILL BE” awesome in here… so there are a few rules. no smoking cause we don’t want to be going “DOWN IN FLAMES”… and it stinks. ew. no date needed… this is NOT a “SADIE HAWKINS DANCE.” there will not be a “ballon ride” today…. sorry, the air balloon was lost… I think “MAYBE ITS MAYBELINE” that lost it. also, there will be no throwing of “STAPLES” and no yelling “HELLO MCFLY” out the window when mcfly walks by. and, if m@ t. says he wants to come and he says, ‘can I bring “MY GIRLFRIEND”?’ you are to say m@’s gf is NOT allowed cause syl will be here. finally, there will be no claiming that “I'M LION-O”… cause there is only one lion-o… from the the thundercats!! woohoo. finally, there will be no jumping on the “K CAR” cause it’s a classic and we want to keep it in perfect condition.
anyway, other than these few rules, “BREAKDOWN” the punk and have fun… I don’t want to see you in the corner reading some “17 MAGAZINE” with “NANCY DREW.” if you DO get tired for some reason of having too much fun, feel free to go sit in the area labled “FOR THE MOMENTS I FEEL FAINT”… the music there is always seems “SOFTER TO ME” and maybe when it comes to music, “LESS IS MORE”. nah, that’s not true. this is gonna be fun and we’re all Christians that love Relient K so there will be a “FAILURE TO EXCOMMUNICATE”… everyone is welcome! we provided DJ with the RK party… now “THE REST IS UP TO YOU” to have fun.
hahaha... that was SOOO corny... but it was fun to write up... hehe
God bless!
syl