[Rob]

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Hi, this is your guardian angel. Just thought I'd drop you and e-mail and see how much you love Jesus, because it's buddy lists, not righteousness that get you to heaven.

Send this e-mail to 12 dirty fishermen and you will join Jesus in His kingdom after enduring 7 years of tribulation.

Send this e-mail to 5,000 hungry people and your soul will be bumped up to our "Mid-Trib" class.

Send this e-mail to 144,000 Jewish witnesses and you'll fly "Pre-Trib" class to Jesus's side.

WARNING:

Deleting this e-mail will result in Baby Jesus crying and you being accursed. You will lead a miserable life followed by a slow painful death by papercuts. After this your soul will descend to the 7th realm of hell, where it shall be consumed day and night by the fires that are the Wrath of God. Your worm shall never die, no matter how much you crave it. The screams of your torment will echo throughout eternity as you gnash your teeth and gnaw your tongue. ALWAYS DIEING BUT NEVER DEAD! BWAHAHAHA!!!! *cough*

Have a nice day!

[Big_al]

eh........

[canguru2]

Originally Posted by Rob

ALWAYS DIEING BUT NEVER DEAD! BWAHAHAHA!!!![/B]

I like it...

[G180]

Originally Posted by canguru2

I like it...

you're a lil crazy

[MrCrabby]

Don't forget to add at the end:
"This email has been circulating since 1887. DON'T STOP THE CHAIN OR ELSE!!!"