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Old 08-11-2005, 05:09 PM   #76
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1) Motorbike accident, Pronounced dead at scene, revived with a dilithator.
2) Beat up outside of a Bar in Brooklyn, 5 guys with baseball bats jumped him. Pronounced dead at hospital, revived with a dilithator, in IC for 2 months, in full body cast for 2 years. (As for the other guys, 2 of them are in Wheelchairs, 1 was in a coma for 5 months, and one got away.)
3) Car accident, Pronounced dead on route to hospital, woke up on his own. (Work of God) Was told he would never walk again, had broken5 vertabrae. Now has a rod in his back.
4) Another motorbike accident, pronounced dead at hospital, revived with a Dilithator.
5) Something really wierd happened, and his heart went into overdrive then stopped, almost like a heart attack, was certifiably dead for 29 seconds, then his heart started functioning again.

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Old 08-11-2005, 05:11 PM   #77
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that's one unstable state of living i've never died before
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:14 PM   #78
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that's one unstable state of living i've never died before
I have.
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:24 PM   #79
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your poor dad, he sounds even cooler now…
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:42 PM   #80
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they are a gift from god
Hey, that's what my name means.
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:42 PM   #81
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Hey, that's what my name means.
So, you are a baby?
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:45 PM   #82
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If you are a kumquat.

After reading "Susie's Babies" I can confidantly say, babies come from 'in love' hamsters.
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what is susies babies?
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