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IF you were stuck nside a car with 3 kids, what would you do?

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Drive the car off a cliff to rid yourself of the sounds 2 13.33%
Give them a lolipop. Then drive the car off a cliff 0 0%
Say, I love you, and play them music 7 46.67%
Say I lve you play them music, then give them a lolipop, why you watch THEM drive off a cliff 6 40.00%
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Old 08-09-2005, 10:28 PM   #1
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IF you were stuck nside a car with 3 kids, what would you do?
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Old 08-09-2005, 10:38 PM   #2
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Where's the cave option?

And I can't drive ...well maybe off a cliff
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Old 08-09-2005, 10:38 PM   #3
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Definitely the last.
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Old 08-09-2005, 10:39 PM   #4
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I'd return them.
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Old 08-09-2005, 11:08 PM   #5
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Old 08-09-2005, 11:18 PM   #6
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That of course being the universal answer to "Make me, shut up!"
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Threaten to push past the redline, make the engine fly apart, and effectually kill all car passengers. I think that could be fun. Either that or go to a filling station and light up a cigarette. That should quiet them down, except for the part where they scream for their lives and only compound the problem.

I think I'll go with the trunk.
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Duct tape them, then do it. Kills off the screaming part.
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Old 08-10-2005, 07:56 AM   #9
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I'd maybe kill myself.

Then again ... if I had my guitar I'd be cool... I dunno.

Well, I'd be cool until one of 'em tried to touch my guitar. Then I wouldn't be cool.
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Old 08-10-2005, 08:53 AM   #10
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I realize this is CPF and we're all trying to be funny, but as the father of three kids, I'm slightly offended by the choices.
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Old 08-10-2005, 08:54 AM   #11
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I realize this is CPF and we're all trying to be funny, but as the father of three kids, I'm slightly offended by the choices.
If it's any consolation, I don't think anyone would drive your three kids off a cliff.

*probably made things worse*
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Old 08-10-2005, 08:56 AM   #12
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Nate, you always make things worse.

How old are these kids? I can't stand anyone under the age of 10.
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Nate, you always make things worse.

How old are these kids? I can't stand anyone under the age of 10.
All of my kids are under the age of 10.
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:11 AM   #14
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Your kids are the exception.

These are devil kids we are talking about, you know the little savages you see in the mall kicking the cashier.
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Your kids are the exception.

These are devil kids we are talking about, you know the little savages you see in the mall kicking the cashier.
This post has officially made me lose it. Hilarious. I'm putting it in my sig.

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