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Old 08-06-2005, 12:14 AM   #1
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"your mom" jokes
ok- this thread must be filled with your mom jokes. unless you're from some strange place and you have a problem with the word "mom". in that case you may say "mum"

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Old 08-06-2005, 12:16 AM   #2
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nooooooooooo mums
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:20 AM   #3
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Your mom is a joke.
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Your mum is a flower.
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:22 AM   #5
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Your momma's an astronaut.[/white men can't jump quotes]
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:22 AM   #6
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Your mom is a joke.
I was seriously going to post that. Oh my.

You can't force "your mom" jokes with a thread... they just have to happen.
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:26 AM   #7
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Your mom has to happen.
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:27 AM   #8
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but this is a beautifully refined pool of them
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:27 AM   #9
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Your mom has to happen.
Unfortunately your mom did happen.
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:49 AM   #10
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cmon! keep the small streams flowing into the beautifully refined pool!
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:57 AM   #11
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Your mama is a llama.
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Old 08-06-2005, 12:58 AM   #12
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haha! that rhymes!
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Old 08-06-2005, 11:25 AM   #13
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haha! that rhymes!
Thank you captain oblivious.
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Old 08-06-2005, 11:30 AM   #14
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he he...
you know why i like a mosquito more than your mom?
when i slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
(i know, it's really mean... )
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Old 08-06-2005, 11:58 AM   #15
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Your momma's so ugly, that we she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning. Thats the best I got
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