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Old 08-01-2005, 02:59 PM   #1
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I just wanted everyone to know that if they are sick they can come to me and I will diagnose them.

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Old 08-01-2005, 03:01 PM   #2
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I have hemhoraging occular cavities.
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Old 08-01-2005, 03:17 PM   #3
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I cough alot. In fact, I cough so much that my stomach muscles hurt from it.
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Old 08-01-2005, 05:39 PM   #4
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My apendix is going to rupture.
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Old 08-01-2005, 07:49 PM   #5
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My pants are on fire.

And my spleen feels like it is filled with hydrogen pyroxide.
Or.. some.. acidic.. substance.

Meanwhile there is a happy squirrel burrowing into my heel.

What should I do, doctor?
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Old 08-01-2005, 07:53 PM   #6
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My stomach used to be flat and it is now developing six little bulges right along my abdomen.

What is the doctor's diagnosis?
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:00 PM   #7
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*raises hand*
I think you are over-eating.

Fear obesity.
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:05 PM   #8
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Looking at this thread makes me feel sick to my stomach.
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:07 PM   #9
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Quote:
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*raises hand*
I think you are over-eating.

Fear obesity.
Dude. Are you the doctor? I think NOT *mad*
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:12 PM   #10
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Well the doctor is no longer in the house.
And he's not a frequent person.

So I figured I could kill him, which I did.. and proceed to take over.. while he is away.
*smile*

I'm perscribing Beano for you. It should aid in your troubles.
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:21 PM   #11
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Time for a lynching and I believe that the doctor is a "she".
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:23 PM   #12
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I just found that out, Miss.

Lynching? Sounds great!
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:41 PM   #13
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How will further burning aid my situation?
YOU'RE A FRAUD!
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:41 PM   #14
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Surgery? *sad* And here I was hoping my sit-ups had finally kicked in...
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Old 08-01-2005, 08:46 PM   #15
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Dream on.. Dream on.. Dream until your dream come true, true.. troo-oo-oo-ooh..
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