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Old 07-29-2005, 07:25 PM   #1
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BONE TENDER

I just saw one of the wierdest things I've ever seen. I wish I'd had my camera.

I was just leaving the grocery store with massive quantities of milk (the nectar of life, I tell you!) when I saw a hearse approaching me from my left. I thought nothing of it until it got closer and I noticed a bright light in the grill illuminating a SKULL AND CROSSBONES! The driver and his (I'm assuming) wife looked to be old burn out hippies in their early 50s, both of them smoking like chimneys. On the back of their deathmobile was an odd sticker (in a bone-like font) that said in all caps: BONE TENDER. I'm confused.

I've never seen anything like that here. It's not an uber-upscale community, but everybody around here is pretty much the prim-and-proper type, straight-laced and completely blending in with the crowd. Actually, I'm the wierd one in the area (a completely new experience for me--but kind of fun, lol), or at least I thought I was the wierd one until I saw BONE TENDER today.

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Old 07-29-2005, 08:31 PM   #2
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bone tender?

makes as much since as saying 'brick soft'
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Old 07-30-2005, 11:07 AM   #3
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Old 07-30-2005, 11:11 AM   #4
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Wow...
the only proper thing to say to this thread and that situation
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