Simpsons

guyforGod · 03-05-2002, 08:22 PM

mmmmmmm mmmm forbidden donut

Sarah · 03-05-2002, 10:33 PM

haha...i love the simpsons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

homer reminds me....of ....me....that's pretty sad...

swim2112 · 03-06-2002, 12:43 AM

HAHA

Registered · 03-08-2002, 11:23 AM

Ralph: I ated the purple berries.

Bart: How are they Ralph?

Ralph: They taste like burning.

Ralph: When I grow up, I either want to be a principal or a caterpillar! I love you principal Skinner.

LittleSkittle · 03-08-2002, 05:28 PM

Yaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!

Darnit, I just realized that the Simpsons just ended like this very second...I missed it...I have been too busy to watch lately

swim2112 · 03-08-2002, 06:20 PM

I got to watch 1/2 of it... the other half... I was chasing around a naked baby

LittleSkittle · 03-08-2002, 08:32 PM

Wow...now that sounds like my idea of a good time...lol

Dr. Doom · 03-08-2002, 08:41 PM

Homer: "If I went to a Bar-B-Que and there was no meat, I'd be like 'Hey, goober, where's the meat?"'

Milhouse: "Bart, remember that time your dog ate my goldfish and you lied to me and told me that I never had a goldfish? THey why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

Mr. Blackheart: "All right, I'll be back to pick up stampy in the morning."
Homer:"Here's the keys"
Mr. Blackheart: "uh, Elephants don't have keys"
Homer: "Well,I'll just keep these then"

Mayor Quimby: I run this town. You're all just a bunch of low-income nobodies!"
Quimby's Aide: Election in November!! Election in November!
Mayor Quimby: What, again? This stupid country.

Dr. Doom · 03-21-2002, 05:07 PM

"All right. His story checks out" - Homer, after checking in the encyclopedia under "Bush, George"

"Oh, 'no attitude,' eh? Not 'in your face,' huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts ugly!"

Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

"Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie 'Spaceballs'. But instead, it has been painful and disturbing, like that movie 'Police Academy" - Homer

Lou the cop: Reach for your driver's license...slowly. (reads it) Hmmmm... New York, eh? I hear there was a murder in New York. But you wouldn't know anything about that would ya? Eh, Saxxy boy?
Steve Sax: But there are hundreds of murders in New York every year!
Lou: You don't know when to shut your mouth, do ya Sax?
(later at the station)
Steve Sax: Don't I atleast get a phone call?
Lou: You watch too many movies Sax!

Old Newbie · 03-21-2002, 05:35 PM

Recently, the Simpsons has been going downhill.

The material has gotten really bland and it's not as funny as it used to be.

I mean with Lisa Budduhist and the family basically reliving old story lines, it really has lost it's egde.

Just my opinon though.

Nevada Dave · 03-25-2002, 11:44 PM

I hate to agree, as I am a fan of the Simpsons, but I have been a bit disappointed as of late. However, the episode with the retelling of Classic Stories (The Odessey, Joan of Arc, and Hamlet) was a treat.

My favorite scenes (all from Hamlet):
Bart (Hamlet): So you DID kill my father!
Moe (Claudius): What, ah, no. You're crazy!
Lisa (Ophelia): What! NOBODY out-crazies Ophelia. La la la la la la (spinning cartwheels, right out of the window).

Moe: Just in case you don't kill Hamlet, I've coated everything in here with poison. The food, the drapes, and RosenCarl and GildenLenny over there.
Lenny: All right. Anyone we touch dies!
Carl: Boo-yah! (pumps fist, and gives Lenny a high-five. They collapse dead).

Moe: Okay, now, remember the rules. Laertes gets one practice stab.
Ralph (Laertes): Oh boy! I love revenging. (tries to swing, ends up stabbing himself).

(From The Odessey)
Barney (Dionysus): Hey, what happened to the old Zeus who used to turn himself into a cow and pick up chicks?
Mayor Quimby (Zeus): He grew up.

Dr. Doom · 03-26-2002, 08:00 PM

well, i agree it has gon a bit south ( i hear that from one friend all the time) but i still think it is funnier than most shows and it is still a quality half hour of television. but by comparing it to the funniest seasons, it is nowhere close now. but every once in a while there is a really funny one or a great joke or two. but back to the old days...

Captain McAllister: Yarr, that's Handsome Pete. He dances for nickels. Pete!!! Ya got some customers!

Homer: Moe, I need some advice. See, I got this friend...Joey Jojo...Junior...Shabadoo and-
Moe:That's the worst name I ever heard.
(Man runs out crying)
Barney: Hey Joey Jojo! Comeback!

Smithers: MArket research shows that peopel see you as somewhat of an ogre, sir.
Mr. Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!

(After old projector eats film)
Homer:Aww!! Stupid movies! Who invented these stupid things anyway? Was is you, Bart!
Lisa: No Dad, it was Thomas Edison. He also invented the light bulb and the phonograph.
Homer: Pffft. No one man can do all that!! You're a liar, honey. A dirty, rotton liar.
Lisa: No, it's true. I read it on a placemat at a restraunt.
Homer: A restraunt? Now I don't know what to think!

Marge: What on earth possesed you to get an earring?
Bart: Milhouse got one.
Marge: If Milhouse jumped of a cliff...
Bart: Milhouse jumped of a cliff!!!! I'm there.

Homer: These Hardy Boys books are great. This one is about smugglers.
Bart: They're all about smugglers.
Homer: No, not this one "The Smugglers of Pirate Cove". It's about pirates.

Cleatus: Stranger, yer a' tresspassin' on my dirt farm.
The Leader: Uh, are you in need of a messiah?
Cleatus: Naw, but I'll take them sacks of money from yee

Homer: Hmm
Professor Frink: I take it by your noise that you are interested in purchsing my Matter Transporter
Homer: Eh, two dollars... only transports matter...

Ralph: I love you SuperNintendo Chalmers!!

Ali4God · 03-28-2002, 03:01 PM

Classic Ralph Wiggum:

"I saw principal Skinner and Ms. Scrubaple in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." (this used to be on my cell phone... it was fun)

"Ms. Hoover... I don't have a red crayon."
"Why not?"
"I ate it."

"The doctor says I won't get nosebleeds as much if I keep my finger out of there!"

"Let's bee friends... it says "bee" and there's a picture of a bee on it! haha!"

"Look! Its a spear head!"
"Thats your trowel blade, Ralph."
"And I found it!!!"

"I heard your dad went into a restraunt and then he ate everything in the restraunt and they had to close the restraunt."

Haha...
Government official: "We've chosen a man to protect the president: Homer Simpson."
Homer: "WOOHOO!"
Marge: "Homer! That means you may lose your life protecting him!"
Homer (very seriously): "I said woo hoo."

Ooooohhhhh, the Simpsons make me happy

*Alison*

guyforGod · 03-28-2002, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by swim2112
I got to watch 1/2 of it... the other half... I was chasing around a naked baby

guy trouble again, swim?

swim2112 · 03-29-2002, 01:15 PM

Oh... YOU....

YOU are in trouble...