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Old 07-07-2005, 12:56 PM   #16
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Ya know...it's been scientifically proven that frogs without legs are deaf. A man once taught a frog to jump whenever he said 'Jump'. Well, the man decided to cut the frog's legs off and see how that affected its obedience. When he told it to jump, it just sat there. It is therefore obvious that frogs (which are green) that are legless are deaf. Ergo, in telling this legless frog (or green thing) that is presumably financially-irresponsible to run, one is really just shouting at a deaf thing and it therefore does no good. So, the creature in question could quite possibly be a frog.

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And don't ask me why I went through the bother of writing that, as I really don't have a clue.

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Old 07-07-2005, 01:17 PM   #17
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It's obviously a jar of relish.
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Old 07-07-2005, 03:13 PM   #18
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It's obviously a jar of relish.
You're as close as Sunkist.... but still wrong.
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Old 07-07-2005, 03:15 PM   #19
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Old 07-07-2005, 03:17 PM   #20
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Old 07-07-2005, 03:19 PM   #21
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Old 07-07-2005, 03:48 PM   #22
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Pickle relish is the same thing as a pickle. I didn't want to just yell out "pickle;" it was better to be more creative in the presentation of the pickle.
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Old 07-07-2005, 03:52 PM   #23
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Old 07-07-2005, 03:54 PM   #24
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Pickle relish is the same thing as a pickle. I didn't want to just yell out "pickle;" it was better to be more creative in the presentation of the pickle.
You can't refer to relish as a thing though.
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Old 07-07-2005, 03:54 PM   #25
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You can't refer to relish as a thing though.
You're right. It's more like stuff.
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Old 07-07-2005, 04:40 PM   #27
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The frog theory is greater than us all.
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Old 07-07-2005, 09:43 PM   #28
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if I may side with shredcheddar, I would have to say that a jar of relish is a "thing" indeed. although relish in itself is "stuff", a jar that is full of relish is indeed a thing.

why do they call it relish anyway? so you can relish your hot dog???
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Old 07-07-2005, 11:07 PM   #29
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hahahaha, what a great thread

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Old 07-07-2005, 11:48 PM   #30
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I once ate a pickle, it was not finacially irresponsible, it cost me $.75 cents. It therefore sold itself into slavery to pay off its debts. That is pretty responsible.
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