[natedawg5280]

I'm wondering, have you ever buried yourself? Today.. well I'll just tell the whole story.
I was walking down the street, to a funky beat, when I saw Martha Stewart, making Roasted Paprika Chicken. As I walked by, she attempted to pin a yellow ribbon, on my chest, but I fought her off. Then I ran over to Town Hall. There I saw Ronald Mcdonald, beating a young boy. I was frightened, so I skipped this establishment, and decided to go on a Canoe trip. I stole one from, Jon Beouaflier, and jumped in. Suddenly I heard a Tarzan-like yelp, and pulled out my Tazer. An apparition---that I belive was the result of, a special mixture of Co2, and Plutonium, (or else maybe I just... ripped one)---of a magical, Thanksgiving bunny, rose out of the murky, dim.. water, and told me, "Teletubbies are your friends! Marry them!" This.. needless to say, overjoyed me. So I did the happy-kitty dance, and walked across the water, to the Statue of Liberty. So overjoyed was I, I rappeled up her arm, and stood on top of the book she holds, O so tenderly. Here I shouted, "I am finally alive! Sing to me, O magical bunny!" Then suddenly, Osama Bin Laden, flew overtop of me, singing, "Allah, may your wings, never cease, to be plucked off, by the little birdies in the weeds." Then he veered his course towards my graceful head. I frightened, employed the use of my--O so cleverly packed--Panzershnack, which I brought to bear, upon his furry little turban, and.. what follows next, is far to graphic for me to describe. But it all ends with me, floating in the Indian Ocean, singing, "I'm a little teapot".
Thank you for your time!
'Natalie'

[FireProof615]

Nate, you are a very odd boy.

[mtlmouth]

This story is a good example of why I have chosen to live in a cave.

[tht00]

That paper wouldn't pass a 2nd grade class because of grammer errors alone.