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Old 06-24-2005, 04:21 PM   #1
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Gavin's Day

*5:00 A.M.* Get's up grabs binocolaurs, huge radar dish deal to hear stuff, and video camera.

*5:10 A.M.* Packs all survalance equipent into his De Lorean.

*5:30 A.M.* Heads to Krispy Kream to grab hot glazed donuts, along with a cup of coffee. Is dissappointed at sight of no hole-less donuts and starts rambling on how the donuts are a ripoff due to the missing hole in the middle. (Guess Theology gets the best of everyone?)

*5:45 A.M.* Gavin sneaks up to Benj's window, and starts observing his room, and adores Benj's PowderPuff PJ's.

*6:00 A.M.* Observes Benj waking up to taking his cat out.

*6:10 A.M.* Observes Benj going back to sleep

*10:45 A.M.* Gavin sneaks up to Benj's window, and starts observing his room, and adores Benj's PowderPuff PJ's.

*10:55 A.M.* Gavin looses his footing and falls backwards into a bush. Waking up Benj.

*11:00 A.M.* Gavin is scared poop-less when the lights turn on.

*11:30 A.M.* You don't wanna know.

*12:00 P.M.* Gavin watches ben as he enters family room after shower and dressing (to be assumed...)

*12:05 P.M.* Gavin watches Benj stealshis brother's food and kicks family dog across the room.

*12:10 P.M.*Gavin laughs as Benj's mother enters with "cool" superman lunchbox for Benj's snack time. Kisses her son on the forehead. Benj wipes it off when she isn't looking.

*12:30 P.M.* Gavin sneaks behind Benj while he exits house and travels down the sidewalk, eastbound. Waits at bus stop. So he can pitpocket him and leave a 5 dollar bill, instead of the required 1.

*12:45 P.M.* Bus stops and throws Benj out when he doesn't have exact change. Gavin laughs.

*12:50 P.M.* After a good cry and kissing his own "boo boos", continues eastbound. Gavins attempt to trip Benj fails.

*1:30 P.M.* Arrives at a nearby gas station. Walks into the public bathroom. Gavin is furious because he then realizes he has to go. He deciedes to use women's restroom.

*1:50 P.M.* Walks out wearing a three piece suit! Limo arrives and Benj gets in. Heads north. Gavin's scared that Benj saw him walking out at the same time.

*2:10 P.M.* Arrives at a building with a sign stating, "Gavin Haters Annonymous". Travis, +Donny, and Athanasius meet him inside. Looking around suspiciously, Jonathan closes tinted doors. Gavin's pride is boosted. But deciedes to have fun.

*2:15 P.M.* Gavin's mafia ties are notified of the meeting.

*2:30 P.M.* Gavin and his mafia go to a local program to hire little boys to gather rocks for them.

*3:00 P.M.* Benj and co. walk out with arms full of stones. Immediately confronted by members of the Irish Mafia. Benj, last to exit, throws rocks down and pushes Travis between him and the gunman. Benj escapes back into the building and locks it, trapping his friends outside.

*3:19 P.M.* Travis, +Donny, and Athanasius are carried of safely in the spacious trunks of the mob. Only to find, Gavin farted in there.

*4:00 P.M.* Yet again- you don't want to know.

*9:00 P.M.* Gavin watches Benj arrive back home severily disoriented. Drunk with a cigarrette in mouth. Second attempt failed.

*10:00 P.M.* Gavin laughs as Benj realizes how he's sinning with the alcohol and drugs, spends time crying and then falls into a fitful slumber

*10:30 P.M.* Cat trips Gavin.

*11:00 P.M.* Watches Benj get up to let stupid cat in, cries, puts pajamas on, goes back to bed.

*12:00 P.M.* Gavin rides off in De Lorean.*

*12:05 P.M.* Gavin runs stop sign, runs over a possum*

*12:08 P.M* Surveillance ended.

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Old 06-24-2005, 04:24 PM   #2
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This can be better.
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:26 PM   #3
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It can be. But I was talking to my girlfriend while writing it.
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:29 PM   #4
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It can be. But I was talking to my girlfriend while writing it.
I will love you, but I cannot condone your lifestyle.
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It can be. But I was talking to my girlfriend while writing it.
Odd, I wrote the origional while talking to my girlfriend.
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Old 06-24-2005, 08:42 PM   #6
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Odd, I wrote the origional while talking to my girlfriend.
You two are like, twins.
Gavin.. you have a De Lorean?
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:00 PM   #7
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I have De Lorean, he is in my fridge.


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