Anglican Caption Contest!

**Ridley's Own** · 06-22-2005, 10:38 AM

Here's the rules:

1. Come up with the most witty caption the picture below.
2. No personal attacks on those pictured.
3. Multiple entries are encouraged.
4. At the end of the week, I'll pick a winner, and you'll be able to brag all about it to all your friends by saying, "I'm the Wittiest Member of the CGR:Anglican Troupe!"

Here's the Pic:

And my caption:
I love you more than my luggage! I really, really do!

**Chrysostom** · 06-22-2005, 11:52 AM

Yes, keep laughing. Maybe you won't realize that I just slipped you a mickey and a laxative.

**+Donny** · 06-23-2005, 12:52 AM

Women like you make me wish I was straight.

or..

Why don't we just forgot all this equality nonsense and run off to Cancun?

**Ted Logan** · 06-24-2005, 12:06 PM

[guffawing]"and he says, 'Whatever God wants, He keeps!'"[/guffawing]

**+Donny** · 07-01-2005, 11:47 AM

It's the end of the week, but I really hope I can slip this one in. If it counts for anything, you can get rid of the earlier two.

"No, don't laugh, I'm serious. I realize I can't actually have a baby, I'm fighting for the right to have a baby. It's symbolic of our struggle against oppression."

telecasting · 07-20-2005, 08:59 AM

Does it matter that this is well past the one week deadline? I hope not.

Here goes:

Bishop wins most inappropriate t-shirt award, to the delight of the local clergy. When asked about the 'x-treme' design; he simply replied, "Its dress down friday!"

or

Hysterical pastor attacked by plastic spider

NSJ0309 · 07-21-2005, 10:10 AM

"No seriously, I'm straight. The ECUSA is just getting punk'd."

Coyoteyip · 07-25-2005, 12:45 PM

Mentos the Fresh Maker!