Did Adam and Eve Have Belly-buttons?

-[R]-ChurchPunk · 06-16-2005, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SwitchfootRulz!

maybe

That'd probably be it..

Holy crap! That thing was real??

WintryFrenchie · 06-16-2005, 02:46 PM

I don't know about Eve, but I have a belly-button. A sexy one, I might add.

* · 06-16-2005, 03:08 PM

For some reason, I highly doubt that.

I AM ME · 06-19-2005, 05:22 PM

hmmmm.........that would be odd to not have a bellybutton!

Longhorn26 · 06-19-2005, 06:17 PM

imagine that question. . .

Abel: Mommy, what's this thing on my tummy?

Eve: that's where we cut off your umbilical cord with a sharp rock.

Abel: why don't you and daddy have one, mommy?

Eve: because we were created directly by God.

*Abel goes off cowering in lack of self-esteem because he wasnt made from dust or a rib*

*a few days later*

Abel: mommy, did God really create you?

Eve: yes, Abel. And he also made a special place for us too called the Garden of Eden.

Abel: Can we go there mommy?

Eve: Ummm. . .

*Eve runs away because she knows that she and Adam messed it up for all of us.*

EDIT::: I know the last part is bad theology for blaming my sin on Eve, but it was for comedic effect. don't shoot me.

Mattlock · 06-19-2005, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Longhorn##############

EDIT::: I know the last part is bad theology for blaming my sin on Eve, but it was for comedic effect. don't shoot me.

The edit is what made it funny.

Longhorn26 · 06-19-2005, 06:30 PM

*ouch*

**mtlmouth** · 06-19-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Longhorn26

imagine that question. . .

Abel: Mommy, what's this thing on my tummy?

Eve: that's where we cut off your umbilical cord with a sharp rock.

Abel: why don't you and daddy have one, mommy?

Eve: because we were created directly by God.

*Abel goes off cowering in lack of self-esteem because he wasnt made from dust or a rib*

*a few days later*

Abel: mommy, did God really create you?

Eve: yes, Abel. And he also made a special place for us too called the Garden of Eden.

Abel: Can we go there mommy?

Eve: Ummm. . .

*Eve runs away because she knows that she and Adam messed it up for all of us.*

EDIT::: I know the last part is bad theology for blaming my sin on Eve, but it was for comedic effect. don't shoot me.

Nice one, Dave.

**Mr.Zachcore** · 06-20-2005, 03:05 AM

wait wait wait.

you mean to tell me it isn't Woman's fault that we don't get to waltz about naked as jaybirds? I thought that was why they had to do dishes all the time!