06-15-2005, 01:02 AM
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#1 | | Dragon of Spirit
Joined: Dec 2001 Posts: 6,230
| your dad? How come this never got off the ground as a good come back? not saying your mom is a good comeback either, really.
discuss:
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06-15-2005, 01:16 AM
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#2 | | ...lazer rocket arm...
Joined: Sep 2004 Location: Bi-locational Posts: 2,341
| because I never really knew your dad.
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06-15-2005, 01:23 AM
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#3 | | Dragon of Spirit
Joined: Dec 2001 Posts: 6,230
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__________________ Possible side effects of Chris' presence may include but are not limited to: dry skin, irritability, excessive hair growth, excessive hair loss, death, rash, water retention, nausea, dizziness, de-evolutionary process, general malaise, gingivitis, migraines, demonic possession, giddiness, bad spellllling, levitation, and being unable to have a membership with CGR. Be sure not to operate any heavy machinery for at least 4 hours after visiting CGR while Chris has been present. |
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06-15-2005, 01:27 AM
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#4 | | Wit happens.
Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,422
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Originally Posted by walkwjc because I never really knew your dad.  |
[insert witty and slightly inappropriate comment here] |
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06-15-2005, 07:45 AM
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#5 | | Love is patient
Joined: Oct 2004 Location: Ann Arbor, Michigan. Posts: 1,268
| 'your mom" works b/c people (esp guys) are sensitive about their moms
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Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives.Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies.
Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and sincere people may deceive you. Be honest and sincere anyway.
What you spend years creating, others could destroy overnight. Create anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous.Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, will often be forgotten.
Do good anyway. Give the best you have, and it will never be enough.
Give your best anyway.
In the final analysis, it is between you and God. It was never between you and them anyway."
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06-15-2005, 09:48 AM
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#6 | | You wanna see dry land?
Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Water World! Posts: 9,746
| Because some people have angry fathers who own guns.
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06-15-2005, 10:45 AM
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#7 | | Picture 1 of 30
Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Monterey, CA Posts: 2,062
| Because my dad is really like that. |
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06-15-2005, 10:48 AM
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#8 | | double hawk
Joined: Aug 2003 Location: in a box. Posts: 3,601
| And why "your face" and not "your arm" or "your leg" or "your thyroid"? |
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06-15-2005, 10:51 AM
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#9 | | Picture 1 of 30
Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Monterey, CA Posts: 2,062
| Because my thyroid is really like that. |
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06-15-2005, 10:53 AM
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#10 | | double hawk
Joined: Aug 2003 Location: in a box. Posts: 3,601
| Or is it?
Hmmm. Some mysteries are better left unsolved.
*cue creepy music* |
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