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Old 06-14-2005, 03:46 PM   #1
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Enlighten me.
In an attempt to achieve total enlightenment and thus move beyond this mortal plane, I have started this thread so that you (being reasonable intelligent and enlightened individuals) can enlighten me with various bits and pieces of knowledge and experience from your own lives.

Enlighten me.

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Old 06-14-2005, 06:04 PM   #2
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:06 PM   #3
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The infamous super wedgie is powerful. It makes the waistband come off of your tighty-whities or boxers.
But the atomic wedgie is not only powerful, but blatently destructive and tears your underwear right in two. This I have seen. He wept mightily. Or should I refer to him as "it"?
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:12 PM   #5
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Old 06-14-2005, 06:26 PM   #6
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No doubt you've heard this one...

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Or put a turtle in a clothes dryer. No matter how many pillows you supply for comfort.
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Old 06-14-2005, 10:52 PM   #7
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I'm still not feeling very enlightened...how am I ever going to achieve transcendence with such advice?

Though information regarding the atomic wedgie is always useful.
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umm...Drink lots of water.
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Old 06-14-2005, 11:00 PM   #9
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umm...Drink lots of water.
Aha! I am enlightened!
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Aha! I am enlightened!
you must drink lots of water!
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Old 06-14-2005, 11:05 PM   #11
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never hold in your farts...they travel up your spine and into your brain and thats where s%$#y ideas come from.
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Old 06-14-2005, 11:23 PM   #13
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never hold in your farts...they travel up your spine and into your brain and thats where s%$#y ideas come from.
where is the vomit smiley?
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Old 06-14-2005, 11:27 PM   #14
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.








That way, when you criticize him you'll be a mile away... and you'll have his shoes.
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Old 06-14-2005, 11:46 PM   #15
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That way, when you criticize him you'll be a mile away... and you'll have his shoes.
Don't walk in other people's smelly shoes, you may catch something
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