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Old 06-14-2005, 12:52 PM   #31
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Jason and I had a rather long conversation last night that quickly degenerated into your mom jokes. I left the unchallenged victor. For example, Jason would say, "Your mom" fill in the insult here. Knowing Jason's nature, I said:

"I'll get your back." Well knowing that he would note that I wrote "Your" instead of "you". He then said,

"What's so interesting about my back?"
"Oh, sorry. I was talking to your mom."

I topped it off with,

"Oh, yes. Who's the man? Your mom is."
I have never been so brutally raped with jokes about mah mommy.

A) ChurchPunk, go ask your mom. She'll know. She knows all about jokes. Because she is one.
B) Andrew and Gwenny, shut up and grow up, please.
C) Adam, your mom is Shamu's high school buddy.

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Old 06-14-2005, 01:59 PM   #32
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I topped it off with,

"Oh, yes. Who's the man? Your mom is."
I'm not quite sure how to take that...... was that supposed to be a compliment Frenchie dear??? ( hint------ it would be wise to say yes )
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Old 06-14-2005, 08:08 PM   #33
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I'm not quite sure how to take that...... was that supposed to be a compliment Frenchie dear??? ( hint------ it would be wise to say yes )
You don't want him to lie, do you?
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Old 06-14-2005, 08:22 PM   #34
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Old 06-14-2005, 09:22 PM   #35
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Old 06-14-2005, 09:28 PM   #36
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Your mom is like a chicken, pecking at my heart!!!
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Old 06-14-2005, 10:06 PM   #37
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pfft, hitting ya back commonwealth style:
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Old 06-14-2005, 10:18 PM   #38
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Old 06-14-2005, 10:27 PM   #39
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hahahaha, Pearls Before Swine is teh uber

When I was visiting my friend's college, her roomates and I got into the whole "your mom" argument, centered heavily around a girl Sarah's mom. AS we were in the mist of telling Sarah all about her mom, he mom calls. Sarah answers the phone: "mommy! we were just talking about you!" Her mom almost hung up right then. I thought it was hilarious, but it may just be me
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Old 06-14-2005, 11:57 PM   #40
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Your mom goes to college....
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to make school party rocking.u need to have right kind of rocking band which rocks you.and makes you move.the party should be unforgettable..........
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Old 06-15-2005, 12:44 AM   #41
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Could someone please explain to me WHAT THE CRAP "Your Mom!" means?

thanks..
As Mike pointed out, perhaps you should ask him...



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Old 06-15-2005, 12:49 AM   #42
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Thats my line!! geez, mind your place!
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Old 06-15-2005, 01:23 AM   #43
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