[walkwjc]

Originally Posted by walkwjc

Dear Mara,

What is the purpose of an Andrew and why does this board have to have one?

-Perplexed

Dear Mara,

Why haven't you answered this question with some witty and funny remark that at the same time makes fun of me while dissing Andrew?

-Needs a Refund

[Mara]

Originally Posted by walkwjc

Dear Mara,

Why haven't you answered this question with some witty and funny remark that at the same time makes fun of me while dissing Andrew?

-Needs a Refund

*gasp* sorry, I totally missed that one!

Dear N.A.R.,
I would be happy to give you a styrofoam plate full of steamed broccoli for your refund. Just PM me so I know where to send it.
About the Andrew, you see, I am not quite as qualified to answer this question, because I am his self-proclaimed little sister, and I think (gah, my kitten keeps stepping on the mouse... ironic, kind of) he's a pretty cool big brother, usually. However, other than giving me someone to waist my time talking to about stuff that has no point, he plays a significant role in the keeping alive of the uncool people's blogs. And I quote:

Originally Posted by Mara is pretty sure she

Andrew is my blog's life-support.

I think I'm allowed to quote myself. I'm not sure though. Anyway, Andrew keeps my blog alive. When Andrew posts, other people post. When Andrew doesn't post, my blog slowly starts to die, kind of like when my mom tries to grow plants. Except the tomatoes. She even tried to kill those, and they grew back. It was funny. Anyway, Andrew keeps my blog alive. That's the only purpose he really serves. I suppose he's funny sometimes, but it kind of depends. Sometimes he's not funny. Like back in the day when he would be mean to me. He's not as sarcastic anymore. So I guess I kind of ruined some of the humor in the Andrew. Oh well. We have benj, for the moment.

[walkwjc]

Dear Mara

How do I get an andrew life support system for my blog, and what is required to install it?

-Curious but scaried

[Mara]

*gasp* A question went unanswered!!!

Sorry.

Dear C.B.S.-
I don't know. He just kind of adopted me. Sorry. You could adopt him, and maybe that would work. Maybe. Or maybe I could sell him to you. If you pay me enough money. And give me my fiance for free.

[walkwjc]

What is the state tree of Iowa?

[Jake the Snake]

Dear mara,

could you be my punk rock princess?

[Mara]

Originally Posted by walkwjc

What is the state tree of Iowa?

Um... hold on...

The oak tree is Iowa's state tree.



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[Mara]

Originally Posted by Jake the Snake

Dear mara,

could you be my punk rock princess?

Haha, you had to ask me because I didn't come and beg like all the other girls!!!

Mara's impression of all the girls chasing Jake:

"Oh, jakey, i wanna b ur punk rawk princess! i promise i'll be a good little girl and u will like me!!! liek, please??? *twirls hair*"

Okay, so that may have been exaggerated. A little.

Sure, I'll be your punk rock princess. But I won't wear Avril clothes. Not that she doesn't have cool clothes. But it's not very individual to follow trends, is it? So I would love to be your punk rock princess.

Mara

[Andrew]

Mara, could you get a new camera so I can see a picture of your teeter totter and (soon to be) mechanical bull?

[Mara]

Probably not. You can buy one for me if you want me to have one so badly.

[Punktrash23]

Dear Mara,
My eye itches, make it stop.

Itchy eye.

[Mara]

Dear Itchy Eye,

Sorry. I can't help you. Ask someone else. Like a geezer.

[Punktrash23]

Dear Mara,
Why do you have a cool older brother and all I have is an icky little brother with a mullet?

Sad sister

[Mara]

Eew. Mullets are gross. Um, let's see, I'll ask Andrew. Hold on. I'll be back.

[Mara]

Originally Posted by Andrew

The answer to this question is obvious.

Heather was bad in her past life, so she gets punished in this one. You didn't have a past life, so you start out at the top.

Duh.

That's what he said. He also said something about you not saying anything about his looks. I won't comment on that one though.

I hope that helps