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Old 06-06-2005, 03:31 PM   #1
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Michael Jackson Contender for ++Armagh!
This just in from David Virtue:

Almost-convicted child molester Michael Jackson is a leading contender to be translated from the "King of Pop" to the Archbishop of Armagh!

Read it all here!



Satire Warning: Michael Jackson the popstar really isn't a contender. I had a brief moment of satiriziation of Dr. David Virtue, D.D., who has a Doctor of Divinity and doesn't mind telling you about it.

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Old 06-07-2005, 08:44 AM   #2
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Almost-convicted child molester Michael Jackson is a leading contender to be translated from the "King of Pop" to the Archbishop of Armagh!
That would be double-plus ungood

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Old 06-08-2005, 06:32 AM   #3
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LOL, I happen to be Reading 1984 lol!
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Hahaha, if you'd been reading that Article....there is a Bishop who happens to be named Michael....Jackson.
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:42 PM   #5
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If it was an ordination into the ECUSA, I wouldn't be suprised at all.
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:18 PM   #6
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LOL, I happen to be Reading 1984 lol!
I was hoping someone would get it I worried the reference might be too obscure. We should all speak Newspeak
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Old 06-09-2005, 05:33 AM   #7
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Mike Jackson's a good bloke, but when Robin Eames retires, I hope Harold Millar gets the job. I was a student when he was Chaplain at QUB and he is a well sound bloke. It's nice to think I could be on first name terms with the primate of all Ireland soon..........
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Mike Jackson's a good bloke, but when Robin Eames retires, I hope Harold Millar gets the job. I was a student when he was Chaplain at QUB and he is a well sound bloke. It's nice to think I could be on first name terms with the primate of all Ireland soon..........
That is pretty cool.

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If it was an ordination into the ECUSA, I wouldn't be suprised at all.
Nah. He couldn't get past the psychiatric evaluation.
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