MY NAME IS TIM, AND I AM CANADIAN!

Cheese_Monkey · 05-01-2005, 07:59 PM

Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really really nice, uh
I have a Prime Minster not a president.
I speak English and French, not American, and I pronounce it about, not a boot.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping not policing, diversity not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America, my name is Tim, and I AM CANADIAN!
Thank You.

Greatest beer commercial ever!

DKelly · 05-01-2005, 08:02 PM

Welcome to CGR, eh?

Insane Drummer · 05-01-2005, 08:02 PM

That was as Canadian as hockey, beer, and donuts.

DKelly · 05-01-2005, 08:03 PM

Yep.

Cheese_Monkey · 05-01-2005, 08:05 PM

Haha we really do say eh up here. we just never notice :P

but it doesn't sound stupid like they make it sound on TV lol

Insane Drummer · 05-01-2005, 08:06 PM

eh? Is that right?

***Art*** · 05-01-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheese_Monkey

Canada is the second largest landmass,

Sorry to start bursting your bubble so soon, but Canada is not a land mass. It is part of a land mass. North America. That is all.

Insane Drummer · 05-01-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Art

Sorry to start bursting your bubble so soon, but Canada is not a land mass. It is part of a land mass. North America. That is all.

Heh heh heh

Cheese_Monkey · 05-01-2005, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Art

Sorry to start bursting your bubble so soon, but Canada is not a land mass. It is part of a land mass. North America. That is all.

Meh, whatever, i didn't write it anyway. i was just quoating a Molson Canadian Beer commercial :P

***Art*** · 05-01-2005, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheese_Monkey

Meh, whatever, i didn't write it anyway. i was just quoating a Molson Canadian Beer commercial :P

Molson needs to get a clue.

And I can (and eventually will) proudly sew my countries flag onto my backpack, along with my California and Nevada state EMT patches.

Cheese_Monkey · 05-01-2005, 08:18 PM

yeah, try going arround Europe with an American flag on your backpack lol

i know a bunch of americans who sew canadian flags on their backpacks before they go to europe because Europeans are nicer to canadians lol.

Its ok though, I still love you Americans! You guys just get a bad rap on the news, we know you're all good at heart

***Art*** · 05-01-2005, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheese_Monkey

yeah, try going arround Europe with an American flag on your backpack lol

i know a bunch of americans who sew canadian flags on their backpacks before they go to europe because Europeans are nicer to canadians lol.

Its ok though, I still love you Americans! You guys just get a bad rap on the news, we know you're all good at heart

I've learned that people are nicer to you if you speak their language, regardless of your country of origin.

I plan to steal Kyle when I go to Europe anyhow.

Cheese_Monkey · 05-01-2005, 08:25 PM

Sorry i think i'm missing something, who's Kyle?

AJ. · 05-01-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheese_Monkey

and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled

I had my friends convinced once that we had to rent a dog sled when we go back up to Canada. And it is funny to see how many people actually think Canadians live in igloos. They also think that it is cold all the time and get so much more snow, but Toronto, Kitchener, and Waterloo, where my family is from, gets just as much snow as what we do in my town in Indiana.

Micahb · 05-01-2005, 08:34 PM

I'm pretty sure it was "My name is JOE" not Tim