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Old 04-21-2005, 08:46 PM   #1
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Who would win in a fight? My pastor or your pastor? My denom. or your denom.?
This is the fight to end all fights. Would my pastor (i.e. former wrestler / Navy guy) from my denomination (i.e. dyed in the wool Southern Baptist) beat your pastor from your denomination? Be honest now.

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Old 04-21-2005, 08:58 PM   #2
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Pentecostal, pwns all!!! (we have well developed bodies from all that dancing).
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:03 PM   #3
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My pastor. Robert Benn Vincent, Jr. Doubt me? Then you are an idiot and I hope someone in your family dies.
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:12 PM   #4
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This is the fight to end all fights. Would my pastor (i.e. former wrestler / Navy guy) from my denomination (i.e. dyed in the wool Southern Baptist) beat your pastor from your denomination? Be honest now.
OK, I love my pastor, but yours sounds rather intimidating (and given that I've been that kind of Baptist--excepting the fact that we don't call it Southern Baptist up here)


that is, unless your pastor is one of those very overweight former wrestlers...
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:47 PM   #5
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I believe Lee got his black belt while in Afghanistan but I still had to laugh when I tried to picture someone calling him intimidating. But then again, he does take my 6'2" , 225 lb 17 yr old Jason ( Lee is like 5'11", 175) and toss him to the ground like its nothing. I die laughing every time Jason challenges Lee to a wrestling match. Some people never learn.

Southern Baptists would always win... we'd just pot luck the opponent so full they wouldn't be able to stand up, then we'd give it to em.
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Old 04-21-2005, 11:02 PM   #6
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Southern Baptists would always win... we'd just pot luck the opponent so full they wouldn't be able to stand up, then we'd give it to em.
oh well see, we have pot lucks also... it'd take a darn lot of food to pot luck us out.
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Old 04-21-2005, 11:52 PM   #7
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oh well see, we have pot lucks also... it'd take a darn lot of food to pot luck us out.
We'll just add a little extra Tabasco to the red beans and while you're grabbing for more water we'll take ya out.
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Old 04-21-2005, 11:55 PM   #8
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We'll just add a little extra Tabasco to the red beans and while you're grabbing for more water we'll take ya out.
ok, now you're fighting dirty.



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