Who would win in a fight? You or your pastor?

Nate · 04-20-2005, 01:43 PM

Some pastors are wimps. My pastor, however, is a Navy Chaplain (they have to go through training with the soldiers), a former high-school wrestling champ, and an all-around buff individual. He could easily beat the crap out of me in a fight. My younger brother is less convinced of this fact and constantly picks fights with our pastor, which he always loses dreadfully. I don't know if there's anyone in my church that could beat my pastor in a fight. Strange.

How about you? What is your pastor like? Could you beat him in a fight or would he kick your butt?

**Mara** · 04-20-2005, 02:00 PM

My youth pastor is a second degree black belt and he could so kill me if he felt like it. He usually doesn't though

My normal pastor probably could just because I'm this teensy little 5'1 or '2 junior high girl who is scared of bugs.

MMHMM RK · 04-20-2005, 02:03 PM

My youth pastor and his brother, the church pastor, have wooped my butt so many times when I'm at thier houses.

Jc · 04-20-2005, 02:48 PM

I am not sure. My pastor is a inch or two smaller than me AND very small build. Infact wimpy compared to me.

HOWEVER, my pastor is also my Dad.

**Mara** · 04-20-2005, 02:51 PM

You're a PK? Awesome. PKs rock my sock.

**Gustin** · 04-20-2005, 03:06 PM

My youth pastor's like 6'5" with a big build... he's beaten me up several times before. Although, I may be able to beat him if it was an actual boxing match.

I'm pretty confident I could beat my actual pastor.

Jc · 04-20-2005, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mara

You're a PK? Awesome. PKs rock my sock.

You just earned 20 JC Points

***Art*** · 04-20-2005, 05:06 PM

I would win. Because I would use weapons. He's too nice to use weapons.

TheLilPorker · 04-21-2005, 02:29 PM

My pastor is about 6 feet. And also, um, my dad. So yeah, just like Sir.Jc, so that might not be to good, he could kill me he used to be an undercover agent in the Air force. So yeah. You get the picture.

simple servant · 04-21-2005, 08:43 PM

Our pastor has about 150 lbs. on me, so I wouldn't dare.

Lightknight · 04-21-2005, 08:53 PM

I'm not violent enough. I'd probably be laughing too hard to do anything. I could, however, tear him into little bits (I'm not small).

I remember, one time on a youth trip he was driving the van and I was sitting behind him. For some reason, I decided to give him a double fish hook (reaching both hands up from behind and hooking my pointy fingers and pulling on his cheeks. My fingers between his teeth and cheeks. Just like a hook). Well, he immediately pulled over and said he was going to kill me. Everyone sitting on my row just jumped back to the one behind and the pastor, quickly unbuckling his seat belt leaped upon me. Punching me many times in the arm (jokingly, but still hard because he knew I could take it). Then gave me a wedgy so bad that it broke my boxers. HAHAHAHA, I was laughing so hard I didn't feel a thing. I was completely defenseless thanks to my laughter.

JESOd · 04-21-2005, 08:56 PM

Mine's a navy priest like Nate's. And becase he's still in the military, it makes him relatively young... but I could take him.. if the old ladies wouldn't stop me. :P

Lightknight · 04-22-2005, 06:29 AM

Aim for the groin. Also, consider waiting until he's sleeping on some trip somewhere...

Nathanael · 04-22-2005, 06:51 AM

My father/pastor is a few inches taller than me, heavier, 30 years older, and out of shape (but still strong).

I would do whatever it took to kick his butt if I ever got the chance.

KFBobInsanesMom · 04-22-2005, 10:19 AM

I love how you put " preacher boy".