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Old 04-16-2005, 06:48 PM   #1
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match.
It's me. Your friendly CGR Matchmaker. I'm here to set you singles up. So just give me your A/S/Smoking or non/plus a few hobbies/what you want in the love of your life and I will totally hook you all up.

You can pretend to go out for a couple days and if you feel like it's a match, I can totally even marry you guys together because I'm an ordained minister for Universal Life Church. So you little lovebirds just let me know what you want.

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Old 04-16-2005, 07:28 PM   #2
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Are ordained ministers of the ULC allowed to get married? Just a question *stares at ground.*
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Old 04-16-2005, 07:55 PM   #3
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We already have a match-maker. Three of them, actually, guitargirl12889, Cinster and Thirdday1980. Although they're only trying to make one match...
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Old 04-16-2005, 08:36 PM   #4
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I'm scared.


Seriously...I am.
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Old 04-16-2005, 10:37 PM   #5
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A = 20
S = M
Smoking or non =
plus a few hobbies = playing piano, reading, watching movies, going for drives, keeping on the move, , etc
what you want in the love of your life = Someone pretty, smart, and nice. You'll do.

Oh wait, we're engaged anyway. Can we still go out?
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Old 04-16-2005, 10:51 PM   #6
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hahahahahhahaahah you guys are ruining my thread. This isn't working so well. It's cool though kids. I'm sure I can find something more productive to do with my time.
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Old 04-16-2005, 10:54 PM   #7
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You do realize the only reason anyone opened your thread was that they were hoping that you were the one who was looking for a match, right?

Oops, I think I just incriminated myself. This could be bad.
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Old 04-16-2005, 10:55 PM   #8
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You do realize the only reason anyone opened your thread was that they were hoping that you were the one who was looking for a match, right?

Oops, I think I just incriminated myself. This could be bad.


I wasn't hoping that, so you're okay.
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Old 04-16-2005, 11:13 PM   #9
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Does anyone really think I care about hooking anyone up? Isn't it obvious that this thread was a pathetic attempt to pick up the fellas.

There are plenty of men here Sunkist. You would be the first lucky girl if you filled out an app. Did I mention I charge?
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Old 04-16-2005, 11:32 PM   #10
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You do realize the only reason anyone opened your thread was that they were hoping that you were the one who was looking for a match, right?

Oops, I think I just incriminated myself. This could be bad.
not true! I opened the thread 'cause her title sounded like the song...
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