[Insane Drummer]

And I will rant about it.

I will try to keep all rants within 1-5 paragraphs.

This thread is to enlighten people with my ranting.

[Sunkist]

Me.

[Insane Drummer]

A rant by Jason Straight.


Nosce te ipsum... Nothing could be more useful than to understand the concept of me. The idea of me origanated in the 7th century BC when the Greek philosophizer Uberacles stated "I is me." While on the surface this quote may seem to be little more than silly nonsense: it really is.

Although me is a very useful and commmonly used term, certain problems arise with its usage. As seen in the example of someone asking another to rant about me. The problem is that the ranter does not know if he is to rant about himself, the one who suggested me, or about the concept of me itself. Thus I leave you with this final thought. Me is interesting.

[Sunkist]

How about... Sunkist. Not the beverage, but the CGR user.

[Insane Drummer]

A rant by Jason Straight.

Once upon a time a nameless, ageless, poster from an unknown area wandered onto the CGR. This poster was known to the populace as Sunkist. Although over the years the Sunkist rarely said anything about itself, all (or maybe not all) came to love and stalk it.

The odd this about Sunkists is, they are a rather cheap creature yet they have a certain intellegence to them that is rare among other cheap posters. Dwelling in the depths of anoymious cheapness, littering the area with witty words and humours pictures, the Sunkist can be quite reclusive at times, yet at others very open to discussion... So long as this discussion does not invole anything about the Sunkist itself or its habits.

All in all, the Sunkist is a vital part of the CGR community, adding excitment and entertainment to an otherwise drab and dull place. So come all and join me in praising the great virtues of the Sunkist.

[Sunkist]

Originally Posted by Insane Drummer

A rant by Jason Straight.

Once upon a time a nameless, ageless, poster from an unknown area wandered onto the CGR. This poster was known to the populace as Sunkist. Although over the years the Sunkist rarely said anything about itself, all (or maybe not all) came to love and stalk it.

The odd this about Sunkists is, they are a rather cheap creature yet they have a certain intellegence to them that is rare among other cheap posters. Dwelling in the depths of anoymious cheapness, littering the area with witty words and humours pictures, the Sunkist can be quite reclusive at times, yet at others very open to discussion... So long as this discussion does not invole anything about the Sunkist itself or its habits.

All in all, the Sunkist is a vital part of the CGR community, adding excitment and entertainment to an otherwise drab and dull place. So come all and join me in praising the great virtues of the Sunkist.

[Insane Drummer]

I went back and edited some errors... It is late and I made a few odd mistakes... heh.

[Sunkist]

I changed the quoted message in my reply so your errors wouldn't be immortalized for all eternity.

[Insane Drummer]

A rant by Jason Straight.

The Aztecs had alot of gold... The Spanish came and took it... Some of it was stolen by pirates... The pirates bought things with it in England...


I should become a history professor.

[Sunkist]

Haha. You could give lectures about Caesar and pugios.

Okay...

New topic: Camels.

[Insane Drummer]

A rant by Gottlieb.

Imagine if you can a man... A man who had never set eyes on a camel. Suppose you met this man at the grocery store. You and he were both buying jugs of water. Now suppose you blurted out "Good sir, I have never seen a man buy so many jugs! Excepting he owned a camel." Eye raised the man replys "Camel eh? Vat is zis Camel?" What would you do?

Well... It is like a horse... only with a long neck, and a hump on its back, and it funny shaped head... "Oh, that won't do!" you think. How can you describe camel to a man who has never heard of nor seen one? There is only one thing you can do.

"Now boarding flight 245 to Afghanistan. Now boarding flight 245." You and the man are now sitting in line for a flight that will take you into a land full of camels. 6 hours later, you are flying over the Atlantic ocean, you have a stop in Germany before the final leg of your journey. You are tired, but eager to show this man the greatest single living creature the world over.

Look!! OUT!! The plane is now plumiting towards the earth... He never saw a camel.

[RockerDud3]

me

[Insane Drummer]

I must admit... I am the worlds greatest dramatist.

Well that was my last for the night...

Insane Drummer out.

[Sunkist]

Originally Posted by Insane Drummer

A rant by Gottlieb.

Imagine if you can a man... A man who had never set eyes on a camel. Suppose you met this man at the grocery store. You and he were both buying jugs of water. Now suppose you blurted out "Good sir, I have never seen a man buy so many jugs! Excepting he owned a camel." Eye raised the man replys "Camel eh? Vat is zis Camel?" What would you do?

Well... It is like a horse... only with a long neck, and a hump on its back, and it funny shaped head... "Oh, that won't do!" you think. How can you describe camel to a man who has never heard of nor seen one? There is only one thing you can do.

"Now boarding flight 245 to Afghanistan. Now boarding flight 245." You and the man are now sitting in line for a flight that will take you into a land full of camels. 6 hours later, you are flying over the Atlantic ocean, you have a stop in Germany before the final leg of your journey. You are tired, but eager to show this man the greatest single living creature the world over.

Look!! OUT!! The plane is now plumiting towards the earth... He never saw a camel.

*weeps*

Topic: Homeschoolers don't have proms.

[Sunkist]

Originally Posted by Insane Drummer

I must admit... I am the worlds greatest dramatist.

Well that was my last for the night...

Insane Drummer out.

*weeps again*