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dogfood 08-18-2009 07:29 PM

jokes from the food
a man walks into a fishmonger's carrying a salmon under his arm.
do you make fishcakes? he asks.
of course says the fishmonger
oh good says the man, its his birthday

dogfood 08-19-2009 07:51 PM

After a long day on the course, the exasparated golfer turns to his caddie and says " you must be the worst caddie in the world". "No i dont think so" replies the caddie. "That would be too much of a coincidence.

Dr. Thrunk 08-19-2009 08:29 PM

I really like your jokes!
Are these original jokes?

dogfood 08-19-2009 08:36 PM

um no not really

MtlMom 08-19-2009 08:38 PM

You steal good jokes. That counts for something.

Dr. Thrunk 08-19-2009 08:39 PM

You just lost 10 cool points... sorry.

dogfood 08-19-2009 08:41 PM

youre joking....

Dr. Thrunk 08-19-2009 08:44 PM

No. I don't joke. Humor bores me.

just joking!

alen26 08-19-2009 09:32 PM

i didn't get that caddie one

dogfood 08-19-2009 10:33 PM

A viking called Leif come home after a long voyage to discover that his name has been removed from the town register. he complains to the council. "Im sorry" says the official " I must of taken Leif off my census".

dogfood 08-20-2009 08:37 PM

boycott shampoo!! insist on the real poo!!!

dogfood 08-20-2009 08:39 PM

my father taught me to swim the hard way, he threw me into the middle of a lake.
Learning to swim that way wasnt easy, but the really hard part was getting out of the sack!

DaGeek 08-20-2009 09:58 PM

This thread has given me much happiness, particularly the salmon joke. Keep it up, dogfood!

dogfood 08-20-2009 10:14 PM

did you hear about the overweight ballerina?

she had a three three

Sean.thomson 08-20-2009 11:05 PM

I really wish I could tell jokes. Most of mine usually begin and end with "That's what she said."

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