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threads[0] = new thread(182517, 'FS/FT: Catalinbread Dirty Little Secret', '408', 'tenwatt', '11-20-2009', '04:39 PM', 'This is a version one, white, pretty much brand new with velcro applied (or I can pull it off if you don\'t want it). I\'ll take $140 for it or a Box of Rock, Distortron, or some other interesting dirt pedal. I\'m looking for some close to my OCD to mabye replace it. I\'ll entertain other interesting trade offers too.\n\n[IMG]http://www.christianguitar.org/forums/attachments/91457d1258756778-picture-1.png[/IMG]', '0');
threads[1] = new thread(182516, 'Server Move Tonight', '137422', 'Pauler', '11-20-2009', '03:57 PM', 'just wanted to let you all know that we are moving servers once again tonight. the downtime should be minimal like 10-15 min max. it will happen between 8-10pm tonight CST.', '0');
threads[2] = new thread(182515, 'Bloodshot and Bedroom Eyes', '3567', '.torrin.', '11-20-2009', '03:57 PM', 'I haven\'t posted on here in a while. I\'ve had writers\' block for a few years and I finally just forced myself to write something, even if it was terrible. This is was I wrote, and I don\'t think it\'s that bad, but I respect the opinion of the writers here and hoped to get some feedback in an attempt to avoid another stretch of "The Block" Thanks!\r\n\r\nMy Dear\r\n\r\nI am scheming tonight, to have a bad dream.\r\nIf I awake loud and rudely enough,\r\nMaybe I can elicit some form of affection.\r\nPerhaps even a kiss, to quiet the devils\r\nAnd send the bogeymen back to the closet\r\n\r\nIt is cold where we sleep, so the sweats will be quite\r\nAn accomplishment. Perhaps another quilt \r\n(Or even two) will complete this deed.\r\n\r\nIf I defeat the urge to sleep until my eyelids\r\nBecome anvils, maybe I can even break a capillary.\r\nAfter all, bloodshot is the new bedroom, \r\nAs far as eyes are concerned. \r\n\r\nAs you lie there next to me, far beyond forty winks\r\nI can’t help but notice the rhythm of your breathing,\r\nAs if it is setting the music for your dancing eyes.\r\n\r\nIt’s half past witching, and I violently awake! \r\n“I’ve had a nightmare!” I cry, as I scream\r\nFor your rescue. \r\n\r\n(Nothing)\r\n\r\nThe only returning sound \r\nIs that of the mocking echoes.\r\nAs you lay there motionless,\r\nMy vehement screams \r\nEmerged a spectral whisper\r\n\r\nYour closed eyes no longer dance\r\nYour musical breath, now caught tightly in your throat\r\nAnd for a moment, I see a lonesome tear. \r\nFalling abandoned, as we are.\r\n\r\n\r\nYours Always,\r\n\r\nThe Thoughtful Dodger', '2');
threads[3] = new thread(182514, 'Battle of the Bands - Round 2', '137422', 'Pauler', '11-20-2009', '03:50 PM', 'So here is the second round of the voting. there was a tie for 5th, so we had 6 finalists. \r\n\r\nAlmost Enough - Days of My Youth\r\nFive Minute Plan - Never Heard a Sound\r\nHooray for Gooba - My Evil Twin Has a Moustache\r\nJordan Biel - Ive Been Redeemed\r\nThe Bloody Benders - The Undead 1\r\nThe Morning Glass - Not For Me', '0');
threads[4] = new thread(182513, 'prove', '170974', 'Ripepill', '11-20-2009', '03:49 PM', 'When guns speak it [url=http://halloweenportalblog.com/index.php]is[/url] too late to argue(c) :-)', '0');
threads[5] = new thread(182512, 'Best Restaurants', '24639', 'Rainer.', '11-20-2009', '03:31 PM', 'As a complete food addict, and avid culinary traveler, I\'m always (always!) looking for new places to go, new things to taste, and overall checking out the best places from around the country.\n\nSo where are your favorite local places to go? And in the interest of at least my own personal use, I\'m going to use this post as a place to keep all the recommendations indexed. Location, Cost, and any Must Haves. :) The more unique, the better!\n\nI\'ll try to edit all the recommendations into this post if I can, let\'s see how this works out. :lol: I\'ll start out with the places I can think of.\n\n(Cost scale: $ cheap eats, $$ casual eating, $$$ nicer sort of place, $$$$ good and expensive)\n\n\n\nWashington\n\nDic\'s Drive In\nLocation: Seattle, WA\nCost: $\nGotta Get: Dic\'s Deluxe (1/4 lb burger)\nSeattle\'s classic drive-in, get burgers, fries, and old fashioned shakes.\n\nBizzarro Italian Cafe\nLocation: Seattle, WA\nCost: $$$\nGotta Get: "Forest Floor Frenzy" - Mushrooms and parpedelle.\nA small, quirky Italian restaurant in the neighborhoods of North Seattle. Great hand-made pastas and always an adventure.\n\nSaigon Bistro\nLocation: Seattle, WA\nCost: $$\nGotta Get: Banh Xeo - Vietnamese Meat-filled Crepe\nIn the busy heart of Seattle\'s Little Saigon is this authentic Vietnamese lunch spot, serving traditional dishes that you won\'t find at any pho joint.\n\nCedar\'s Mediterranean\nLocation: Seattle, WA\nCost: $$\nGotta Get: Butter Chicken\nThis favorite sit-down spot for UW students has a wide selection of Indian curries as well as tandoori cuisine. Try the gyro, too.\n\nHouse of Hung - New Hong Kong Restaurant - Jade Garden\nLocation: Seattle, WA\nCost: $$\nGotta Get: Dim Sum\nDim Sum, the Chinese meal of hot tea and small steamed dishes of seafood and meats is always a favorite around here for a fun group meal. This trio of restaurants in Seattle\'s Chinatown all compete for the weekend lunch crowds, but any of them is sure to give a good meal.\n\nRed Mill Burgers\nLocation: Seattle, WA\nCost: $\nGotta Get: Verde Burger and Onion Rings\nAmazing burgers at a great price. They also sure know how to make bacon. Killer onion rings, and a roasted chili "verde" burger.\n\nSpiro\'s Greek Island\nLocation: Kent, WA\nCost: $$\nGotta Get: Huge Lunch Gyro Sandwiches\nHidden in the suburb of Kent is a great Greek dining spot.\n\nTat\'s Delicatessen\nLocation: Seattle, WA\nCost: $\nGotta Get: The Pastrami\nA favorite Seattle lunch spot, serving fresh New York-style deli subs on fresh baked breads.\n\nSalumi\nLocation: Seattle, WA\nCost: $$\nGotta Get: The Meatball\nKnown for its authentic artisan cured meats, Salumi serves up as close to what a sandwich in the Tuscan countryside would be like in the heart of Seattle.\n\n\nMissouri\n\nTucker\'s Place\nCity: St. Louis, MO\nCost: $$\nGotta Get: Steak Specials\nBest steaks around for a way-more-than-fair price. Steaks come with huge potatoes, or try the lunch combo for a great soup and sandwich.\n\nArthur Bryant\'s\nCity: Kansas City, MO\nCost: $$\nGotta Get: Pulled Pork or Ribs\nThe definitive Kansas City BBQ spot, they make it, and make it good.\n\n\nTennessee\n\nRi\'chard\'s Cafe\nCity: Nashville, TN\nCost: $$\nGotta Get: Beignets!\nFriendly cajun food in a Nashville hideout. Live music, too.\n\nNoshville\nCity: Nashville, TN\nCost: $$\nGotta Get: The Reuben\nClassic deli-style fare in a laid-back atmosphere. Sandwiches are big and delicious.\n\nLas Paletas\nCity: Nashville, TN\nCost: $\nOutside of downtown, in a small corner with no sign, Las Paletas serves up the best popsicles you\'ve ever had in your life. No joke.\n\nMarche\nCity: Nashville, TN\nCost: $$\nA classy, open cafe downtown. Seasonal chef-chosen Euro-inspired favorites round out the menu.\n\n\nGeorgia\n\nFlip Burger Boutique\nCity: Atlanta, GA\nCost: $$\nBurgers with a gourmet twist. Strange, yet fascinating. Try a liquid nitrogen milkshake while you\'re at it.\n\nGladys Knight & Ron Winan\'s Chicken and Waffles\nCity: Atlanta, GA\nCost: $$\nLong lines, but really, really good fried chicken and other assorted comfort foods.', '0');
threads[6] = new thread(182511, 'St. John', '170089', 'Fugli', '11-20-2009', '02:58 PM', 'I just uploaded a new video for [URL="http://connect.tangle.com/view_video?viewkey=4f688fa33f3f06ae55f3"]Baskets Full of Bread[/URL] from the new St. john CD. Any comments?\r\n\r\nI actually put it together as an [URL="http://godsworkourhands.org/"]ELCA video[/URL], but it turns out that now that the competition is over, I cannot seem to upload it there. The maximum length for those videos is 90 seconds... and this one is 87.', '0');
threads[7] = new thread(182510, 'WTB- Ipod dock to USB connector.', '115577', 'relient nelson', '11-20-2009', '02:12 PM', 'One of these- [url=http://store.apple.com/us/product/MA591G/A?fnode=MTY1NDA0OQ&mco=MTM3NDk3MzI]Apple Dock Connector to USB Cable - Apple Store (U.S.)[/url]\r\n\r\nA friend just gave me his old ipod, but he didn\'t have an extra dock cable. \r\nI was wondering if anyone had an extra one that was just laying around they\'d be willing to donate minus shipping? (or for a small fee)\r\n\r\nThanks,\r\n\r\nDavid', '0');
threads[8] = new thread(182509, 'ART SPOTLIGHT #5: Minor White | Aaron Siskind | Harry Callahan', '24639', 'Rainer.', '11-20-2009', '02:01 PM', '[URL="http://www.christianguitar.org/forums/t175437/"]See previous Art Spotlights Here.[/URL]\n\nFrom [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minor_White]Minor White - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/url]\n\n[I]The "equivalents" of White were often photographs of barns, doorways, water, the sky, or simple paint peeling on a wall: things usually considered mundane, but often made special by the quality of the light in which they were photographed. One of his more popular photographs is titled Frost on Window, a close-up of frost crystals on glass. However, in regard to an equivalent, the specific objects themselves are of secondary importance either to the photographer or the viewer. Instead, such a photograph captures a sentiment or emotionally symbolic idea using formal and structural elements that carry a feeling or sense of "recognition": a mirroring of something inside the viewer.\n[/I]\n\n[IMG]http://artblart.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/minor-white-pacific-devils-slide-california-1947.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://historyofphoto.arts.usf.edu/hop/white1.JPG[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://web.ncf.ca/ek867/minor.white.snowdoor.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://strongphotography.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/white_poplar_trees.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://strongphotography.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/white_peeling.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://www.masters-of-photography.com/images/full/white/white_rochester.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n\n\nFrom [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Siskind]Aaron Siskind - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/url]\n\n[I]Aaron Siskind (born December 4, 1903, New York, New York, U.S. died February 8, 1991, Providence, Rhode Island) was an American abstract expressionist photographer. In his biography he wrote that he began his foray into photography when he received a camera for a wedding gift and began taking pictures on his honeymoon. He quickly realized the artistic potential this offered. He worked in both New York City and Chicago. Siskind\'s work focuses on the details of nature and architecture. He presents them as flat surfaces to create a new image out of them, which, he claimed, stands independent of the original subject.[/I]\n\n[IMG]http://blog.camera80.ro/images/2007/september/aaron-siskind.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://images.artnet.com/artwork_images_425589741_402562_aaron-siskind.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://www.nysun.com/pics/1459.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://www.stephendaitergallery.com/dynamic/images/display/Aaron_Siskind_Feet_443_67.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n\n\nFrom [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Callahan_(photographer[/url])\n\n[I]Harry Morey Callahan (October 22, 1912 – March 15, 1999) was an American photographer who is considered one of the great innovators of modern American photography. He was born in Detroit, Michigan and started photographing in 1938 as an autodidact. By 1946, he was appointed by László Moholy-Nagy to teach photography at the Institute of Design in Chicago. Callahan retired in 1977, at which time he was teaching at the Rhode Island School of Design.\nCallahan left almost no written records-' + '-no diaries, letters, scrapbooks or teaching notes. His technical photographic method was to go out almost every morning, walk the city he lived in and take numerous pictures. He then spent almost every afternoon making proof prints of that day\'s best negatives. Yet, for all his photographic activity, Callahan, at his own estimation, produced no more than half a dozen final images a year.[/I]\n\n\n[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ICIVKqThJgE/SYMDHgnHK9I/AAAAAAAABas/zNVBsdK-SQ0/s400/Harry_Callahan_Chicago_2394_102.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_udB83pIyNwY/SaIPsDzpC-I/AAAAAAAAAcI/YLHMqXmKcRY/s400/harry-callahan.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://www.leegallery.com/images/callahan/Callahan_Chicago%20Lake%20Front.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://www.photoicon.com/images/883big.jpg[/IMG]\n\n\n[IMG]http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/images/2007/07/29/circus_chicago_1955.jpg[/IMG]', '0');
threads[9] = new thread(182508, 'Photo Challenge #23 VOTING', '24639', 'Rainer.', '11-20-2009', '01:46 PM', 'Here are the entries (in no particular order). Voting should be based on technique, creativity, and how interesting the photo is while within the challenge\'s criteria. Voting will be open for one week after this posting and the winner will be able to choose the next challenge. Voting for yourself is discouraged.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[B]Topic #23 is food![/B] Everybody likes food. I think this could be fun.\r\n\r\n__________________________________________\r\n\r\nRules:\r\n\r\n1) Photo must be taken in this time frame. No digging up old photos.\r\n\r\n2) Please post entries as either a [U][B]embedded image or jpeg attachment no bigger than 500px on any side[/B][/U] with a link to the larger version if you want.\r\n\r\n3) We will not exclude images based on conforming to the rules, but keep in mind that one of the things the image will be judged on is how well it shows this week\'s challenge subject.\r\n\r\n4) To keep this thread simple and clean, if you don\'t want to enter and just want critique before an official entry, post it in the designated photography critique thread, not here. You can however discuss the subject or any entries here if you want.\r\n\r\n5) You are encouraged to share your camera settings, shutter speeds, aperture, etc., but EXIF is not required. Please, no heavy editing/graphics. This is a photography thread.\r\n\r\n[B][U][I][COLOR="Red"]NEW RULE[/COLOR][/I][/U][/B]\r\n6) If you would like to have your photo (ruthlessly) critiqued in the voting phase, add "[B][U]RC[/U][/B]" to your entry.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n_________________________\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nApparentlyNothing\r\n
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threads[10] = new thread(182507, 'Random jokes.', '148043', 'Guitarman121319', '11-20-2009', '12:53 PM', '[B]Muffin in the oven[/B]:\n\nThere are two muffins in the oven. One says "Man it is hot in here." The other one screams "Ahhhhhh, a talking muffin."\n\nI will have more I just can\'t remember them. :p', '1');
threads[11] = new thread(182506, '"First" EU President', '41910', 'Almost Enough', '11-20-2009', '12:09 PM', '[url=http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE5AJ2UT20091120]EU names Belgian PM Van Rompuy as first president | International | Reuters[/url]', '4');
threads[12] = new thread(182505, 'What do you think of this?', '110971', 'metropolis4', '11-20-2009', '12:08 PM', 'I didn\'t know if I should clog up the critique post with this since there are a few of these (but feel free to move it there if that\'s more appropriate).\r\n\r\nI\'ve been liking this look. It\'s the aged photo setting on Lightroom tweaked a bit for more contrast, darker exposure, slightly more color and less yellows. What do you think?\r\n\r\n
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threads[13] = new thread(182504, 'Humor Forum Rules', '123366', 'The wirerat', '11-20-2009', '11:43 AM', 'Hi all, I just want to outline a few of the basic forum rules of not only CGR as a whole, but also the Humor forum.\nFirst of all, thread resurrection, or posting in old threads is not allowed. If you do so, your post will be deleted and the thread closed. An old thread in here is usually three or four months old. Constant thread resurrections can possibly result in an infraction.\n\nHere are some specific Humor Forum rules as can be found on the FAQ page:\n1. Be careful not to repost the same jokes others have posted over and over. Nobody will be perfect on this, and that\'s understood, because who has the time to look back on all of the old posts... but if you have seen a joke inside a thread, don\'t make a new thread to repost it, and don\'t repost it just so more people will see it.\n\n2. As a reminder, keep the cheap posting within threads to a minimum.\n\n3. Use thread titles that are somewhat original. By this, what I mean is that "Funny!" or "Read this!" is not an acceptable title for a humor post. Please include something about the actual post in the title. This makes all of our lives easier.\n\n4. Keep posts within their specified threads. This means that if you hear a new blond joke, put it in the blond joke thread. If you come across a funny website, and want to post the URL, put it in the funny websites thread.\n\n5. Absolutely no scrolling jokes. Please do not put that annoying thing in where you ask the question, leave a bunch of empty lines, one line that says *scroll*, more empty lines, then the answer. Very annoying.\n\n6. We welcome and often laugh at religious jokes (providing that they are not blasphemous), but if it turns into a theology discussion, it will be split and moved to theology.\n\nTo clarify cheap posting, posts such as "funny", "I laughed", "haha", or :rofl: will be deleted as they are cheap. Other posts may be deemed cheap and deleted at moderator\'s discretion.\n\nJayCarrFan and I moderate this forum. If you have an questions, please PM us.', '0');
threads[14] = new thread(182503, 'The "Sean.thomson complains to much and I am going to complain about that" Thread.', '148043', 'Guitarman121319', '11-20-2009', '09:54 AM', 'Sean keeps complaining. :mad:', '70');