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Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the first day of first grade, I'll tell you what he did.
He tripped over a pencil box and flew up in the air,
Landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair.
He needed first aide, in the first grade.
First aide, in the first grade.
First aide, in the first grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.
Oh, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.
On the second day of second grade, I'll tell you what he did.
He slipped on a banana peel and flew up in the sky,
Landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye.
He needed first aide, in the second grade.
First aide, in the second grade.
First aide, in the second grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.
Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,
on the third day of third grade I'll tell you what he did.
He fell out of a fishing boat, splashed into the sea..
Landed on a moreo who bit him on the knee.
He needed first aide, in the third grade.
First aide, in the third grade.
First aide, in the third grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.
12th grade!
Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,
On the twelfth day of tweltfth grade I'll tell you what he did.
Walked into financial aide and fell and broke a bone.
He needed first aide, in the twelfth grade.
First aide, in the twelfth grade.
First aide, in the twelth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.
Unfortunately, not all the lyrics posted right for some reason...also, that was taken from a lyrics site. Just so you people know...aid isn't spelled aide...
Here are some more verses from the DVD. If anyone has the soundtrack from Jonah, can you add the 4th, 5th, 7th, and 11th verses. Enjoy these.
Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,
on the sixth day of sixth grade I'll tell you what he did.
He went out on a field trip the first one of the year...
backed into a sabertooth and pierced both of his ears.
He needed first aide, in the sixth grade.
First aide, in the sixth grade.
First aide, in the sixth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.
Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,
on the eighth day of eighth grade I'll tell you what he did.
He tried to play some basketball, went up for a dunk...
landed in the bushes and got squirted by a skunk.
He needed first aide, in the eighth grade.
First aide, in the eighth grade.
First aide, in the eighth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.
Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,
on the ninth day of ninth grade I'll tell you what he did.
He fed the pigs on grandma's farm, two piglets and a sow...
slipped on all their slop and got stepped on by a cow
He needed first aide, in the ninth grade.
First aide, in the ninth grade.
First aide, in the ninth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.
Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,
on the tenth day of tenth grade I'll tell you what he did.
He went out on some water skis, hit a sunken log...
wiped out on the lilypads and got spit on by a frog.
He needed first aide, in the tenth grade.
First aide, in the tenth grade.
First aide, in the tenth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.
Um, there's come key changes missing too. About five of them. The changes come at all the odd numbered verses (3, 5, 7, 9 & 11). I'll try to work on them over the weekend and if I figure them out I'll submit a new version. pax! cptncatholic
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